1 - Voice

[loli_priest]

I seem to have woken up in a strange place. This isn't the church at all.

And there was a piece of candy in my mouth. Though I really prefer green apple next time, whoever was kind enough to leave it for me.

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[exmorningstar]

Ah, a priest! Welcome to Earth's imitation of Hell.

[loli_priest]

Well.. thank you! That's very nice.

You can call me Bishop. Most people do.

[exmorningstar]

Bishop, then. You may call me Lucifer.

[loli_priest]

Lucifer? What a.. compelling name.

Where have I heard it before...

[exmorningstar]

Indeed, Father. I wonder where.

[loli_priest]

This is going to bother me all day...

Anyway, you called this place an imitation of hell?

[exmorningstar]

Do you not read the Bible, Father?

I did.

[loli_priest]

I would be no man of God if I did not!

Do you know how we came to be in this false hell?

[exmorningstar]

God is no more, Father. I, the former Morning Star have seen to that.

I do not.

[loli_priest]

So you don't know how we got here.. that's too bad. I would like some answers.

Our Lord is no more? That can't be. If He were extinguished, I'm sure I would have felt it.

Granted, I've never received divine word before, but I'll bet I'd at least get that message.

[exmorningstar]

That's right. No more. I'm sure you will invent a new deity to worship at some point.

[loli_priest]

I am just a poor, unintelligent, and humble priest. I better not take such a monumental task of discovering a new God upon myself.

I think I'd better stick to my regular affairs for the time being, until a more capable member of the clergy can instruct me.

[exmorningstar]

I suppose a more intelligent priest would know the Devil when they speak to him, yes.

[loli_priest]

Oh, I entirely mistook you for someone else.

I beg your pardon.

[exmorningstar]

I am more benevolent than my father, Father.

[loli_priest]

You have been exceedingly tolerant, Lucifer-sama.

Would you be the one responsible for this 'false hell'?