Vagina Dentata
Short background, just because it's funny... one of my classes is "Women in Pre Modern Europe" - a history class, obviously, taught by the resident medievalist, who's a guy. He was talking about some of the weird female-biology-related things the ancient Greeks and Romans believed, like vagina dentata and the wandering womb. Both of which are hilarious concepts to a room full of college and grad students, but I digress. Walking to the student center afterwards with a classmate, I came up with the following macro, which I just had to make after it made both of us crack up.
