pair: yaotome hikaru x yabu kouta
rating: g
summary: how to end a conversation.
wordcount: 263
note: inspired partly by how Inoo calls Yabu at 6.30 every morning, and partly by a phone call that did last till 6+ with
heyshameera . this was written quite a while ago, but I figured I needed some pretty fluff to balance out the fic prior to this one. happy new year again, everyone!
"Naa, Hikaru?"
"Mm?"
"It's 6.30."
"So?"
"Inoo-chan's going to call any minute cause he's got to go to school."
"Does that mean I should put down the phone?"
"He'll find it weird that my phone's engaged at this hour."
"He'll think I'm your girlfriend ne."
"'Who is she, Yabu-kun! Don't lie to me!'"
"Whoa, I can actually hear his voice saying it."
"He'll mention it in the Myojo interview."
"Ne, Yabu-kun's been ignoring me lately, I bet it's because he's found someone more important than me...-Cries-."
"Ah shit, what if he tells Kisumai."
"Whoa dude, shit will happen if he tells Kisumai."
"Should we put down the phone then?"
"Do you want to?"
"You have school tomorrow, Hika."
"Boring lessons. I have a whole block of math, so help me."
"At least try to pass your tests!"
"You sound like my mom, Kou."
"Her love for you has inhabited my body. I will cook you chawanmushi and give you backrubs every day."
"Any other kind of rubs, out of curiosity?"
"Don't push it, Yaotome."
"Ooh, so it's Yaotome now. I think it's my cue that I've overstayed my welcome."
"And phone bill, to match."
"I'll talk to you tomorrow ne, Kou-chan."
"Mm. Tomorrow."
"Good night."
"Good morning."
"Heh. Let's stick with sweet dreams."
"Nothing wet I hope."
"Damn, I was planning on dreaming 'bout you."
"I'll be dumping a soda on your head, that's all."
"Ah, cold in more ways than one. I'm off then, ne."
"Mm. Ah, and Hika?"
"Hmm?"
"Love you."
"Love you too, Kou."
"Night."
"Night."