height complex
fandom: hey! say! jump
pair: yamada ryosuke x chinen yuuri
rating: pg
summary: Girls are shorter than boys so that when they hug...the boy falls in love.
wordcount: 275
note: My worst suspicions are confirmed -- this was due two years ago. SORRY. Gonna get it out of my system and then run while I can. For boukenrider again because she will always be captain of the yamachii ship in my eyes
On stage, Yamada is all smiles and suave idol coolness, but it's when he gets back to the dressing room that he starts to sulk.
"Why?" he addresses the world (or mainly just the clothes racks). "Why is it that after all the performance spurts and dance spurts and singing spurts, I still can't get a growth spurt?"
"What do you want to get bigger for anyway?" Chinen asks, voice non-commital. "Are you still upset that Nakaken finally grew taller than you?"
Yamada scowls back. "It's not like you don't want to grow a little more either."
"Quite the contrary," Chinen replies primly, pretending to dust off his costume. "I personally find that being short has plenty of advantages."
"Then, oh wise one of the little people," Yamada sneers. "Name three."
Chinen taps his chin with mock contemplation. "Firstly, it makes everyone more inclined to give in to you." The other boy snorts, but Chinen remains undeterred. "Secondly, in the event of a thunderstorm, you are less likely to be struck by lightning." Yamada rolls his eyes, and doesn't quite catch Chinen's smirk.
"For the last, most important reason --" he stops, and motions for Yamada to come over. "I have to demonstrate."
Yamada sighs, and strolls over, just as Chinen reaches out to wrap his arms around his neck and pull him in, pressing them tightly together. Chinen runs a hand over the curve of Yamada's back, bent downwards toward him, and feels the taller boy's face heating up against his own neck. He gives a little squeeze, and buries his smile into Yamada's hair.
"It makes it easier to fall in love."
pair: yamada ryosuke x chinen yuuri
rating: pg
summary: Girls are shorter than boys so that when they hug...the boy falls in love.
wordcount: 275
note: My worst suspicions are confirmed -- this was due two years ago. SORRY. Gonna get it out of my system and then run while I can. For boukenrider again because she will always be captain of the yamachii ship in my eyes
On stage, Yamada is all smiles and suave idol coolness, but it's when he gets back to the dressing room that he starts to sulk.
"Why?" he addresses the world (or mainly just the clothes racks). "Why is it that after all the performance spurts and dance spurts and singing spurts, I still can't get a growth spurt?"
"What do you want to get bigger for anyway?" Chinen asks, voice non-commital. "Are you still upset that Nakaken finally grew taller than you?"
Yamada scowls back. "It's not like you don't want to grow a little more either."
"Quite the contrary," Chinen replies primly, pretending to dust off his costume. "I personally find that being short has plenty of advantages."
"Then, oh wise one of the little people," Yamada sneers. "Name three."
Chinen taps his chin with mock contemplation. "Firstly, it makes everyone more inclined to give in to you." The other boy snorts, but Chinen remains undeterred. "Secondly, in the event of a thunderstorm, you are less likely to be struck by lightning." Yamada rolls his eyes, and doesn't quite catch Chinen's smirk.
"For the last, most important reason --" he stops, and motions for Yamada to come over. "I have to demonstrate."
Yamada sighs, and strolls over, just as Chinen reaches out to wrap his arms around his neck and pull him in, pressing them tightly together. Chinen runs a hand over the curve of Yamada's back, bent downwards toward him, and feels the taller boy's face heating up against his own neck. He gives a little squeeze, and buries his smile into Yamada's hair.
"It makes it easier to fall in love."