Famous Author Kills Beloved Characters in Outing Tragedy

[lolaraincoat]

...and before she was hustled off the stage, the wild-eyed author was reported to have shouted, "And that's not all! Remus was gay! Tonks was gay! Cedric Diggory was gay! Sirius was gay and Snape was gay and Fred was gay, unless it was George! No, Fred! Fred was gay! And George's ear was gay too! And Dobby was a gay, gay elf! And Hedwig!

Comments

[lolaraincoat]

Thank you, thank you. I am honestly torn between fury and glee about Canon!Queer!Dumbledore, with a smidgen of awe at how very much it matters to me.

[miriam_heddy]

Oh, it is so very good to find that at least a few other fans aren't crawling on hands and knees to kiss Rowling's feet for deigning to give us a post-mortem outing of a man who must've been the world's oldest virgin (as there were no other gay men in the UK, obviously.)

[miriam_heddy]

You're not alone.

And thanks :-)