Famous Author Kills Beloved Characters in Outing Tragedy

[lolaraincoat]

...and before she was hustled off the stage, the wild-eyed author was reported to have shouted, "And that's not all! Remus was gay! Tonks was gay! Cedric Diggory was gay! Sirius was gay and Snape was gay and Fred was gay, unless it was George! No, Fred! Fred was gay! And George's ear was gay too! And Dobby was a gay, gay elf! And Hedwig!

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[lolaraincoat]

Thank you, thank you. I am honestly torn between fury and glee about Canon!Queer!Dumbledore, with a smidgen of awe at how very much it matters to me.

[miriam_heddy]

Oh, it is so very good to find that at least a few other fans aren't crawling on hands and knees to kiss Rowling's feet for deigning to give us a post-mortem outing of a man who must've been the world's oldest virgin (as there were no other gay men in the UK, obviously.)

[bethbethbeth]

Ahem!

WHAT ABOUT SNAPE?? HE WAS GAY TOO OMG!!

[lolaraincoat]

SNAPE'S NOT DEAD OMG!11!!1

[bethbethbeth]

OMG I FORGOT!!

[meri_oddities]

Snape is not dead. But he is gay. *g*

[isiscolo]

Your momma's wand is GAY.

[lolaraincoat]

No, YOUR momma's wand is GAYER.

[lolaraincoat]

Thank you! And now, let the wanking begin! - er, fandom_wank style wanking, I mean.

[lolaraincoat]

Thank you, thank you.

[ellen_fremedon]

That the love was unrequited does not in any way mean they weren't fucking.

I mean, I could totally believe that Albus thought it was Twoo Wuv and Gellert thought they were just co-conspirators with benefits.

[lolaraincoat]

That the love was unrequited does not in any way mean they weren't fucking.

In relationships involving one or more people between the ages of 13 and 24, this is the norm, no?

Or was that only me?