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lolamerica

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Aug 29, 2009 10:48

OK SO I HAVE A QUIZ ON TUESDAY.
It's that time again.

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who cares about ic!!11 13colonies August 29 2009, 16:10:33 UTC

First of all, let's state some of the obvious. To keep one's mind fresh, one must exercise it, right?

Or at least that's what England says.

I guess.

lolamerica August 29 2009, 16:41:13 UTC

► MERCANTILISM, the economic system of the olden days. IT WAS KINDA DUMB, cause wtf @ wealth equaling gold(here's looking at you, Spain) and colonies existing to PIMP ENGLAND OUT or whatever.

Especially cause he was never around ever, but hey - hey that was a good thing. Good old ► Salutary Neglect for, huh what - over a century and a half? Hi, pops! Having trouble staying together? That's cool, be safe. Bye, pops! I'll just be totally ignoring the ► Navigation Laws over here. Making you rich over my hard work!

lolamerica August 29 2009, 16:44:00 UTC

Oh, but that ► James II? What the hell was up with him? My states will have colonial assemblies if they damn well please, good sir!

lolamerica August 29 2009, 16:52:10 UTC

Should have just stuck with those useless ► Royal Governor types! All they did was sit around waiting to be paid by my colonists. "Oh I have the power to veto you, but WHO'S PAYING ME AGAIN? OH YEAH. Y'ALL."

lolamerica August 29 2009, 16:46:15 UTC

Good thing England had a total rage boner over papists at the time, right? /hypocrisy ►Glorious Revolution is GLORIOUS. And who the hell tries to create a super colony out of me, ONLY I CAN DO THAT.

lolamerica August 29 2009, 17:08:50 UTC

( woops: James II was EXILED TO FRANCE PEACEFULLY [well peaceful in ENGLISH ROYALTY STANDARDS/and or the mafia. "Hey, do you remember how we BEHEADED THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR FATHER? DO. YOU. REMEMBER."], cause his son was Catholic.

dun dun duun )

lolamerica August 29 2009, 16:50:43 UTC

PS, ► John Locke, that guy who backed England up? Yeah, Jefferson had a huge mancrush on him.

► Government is a contract between the ruler and the people? I'm down with that. I am completely okay with being gay with that concept. But apparently England isn't.

lolamerica August 29 2009, 16:55:22 UTC

Well, his ► Parliament is - but they're kinda England's real boss anyway and they were all kinda hella PROTESTANT! MUST FIND PROTESTANT KINGS! EVEN HEY YOU RANDOM GERMAN GUY WHO WON'T LEARN ENGLISH YEAH YOU COME OVER HERE!!!!

lolamerica August 29 2009, 16:56:45 UTC

AND BEING ENGLAND'S BOSS BACK THEN = BEING ANTI-AMERICAN SO

YEAH

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