I love when I can help out.
I woke up in the middle of the night and Graham was eating cookies. He gave me a couple... I ate them and fell back asleep. Later, I woke up again and found the half empty package of cookies sitting on my stomach. I made a WTF face, removed it, and went back to sleep.
This morning:
Me: Morning, Cookie Monster.
Graham: You know, you didn't help me at all last night. You left me alone with the cookies and I had no choice but to eat them.
Me: Hey, why did I wake up during the night with a package of cookies on my stomach?
Graham: Did you? I guess I used you for a table.
Me: Is this what you do when I'm asleep? Use me for furniture?
Graham: Yes.
This morning:
Me: Morning, Cookie Monster.
Graham: You know, you didn't help me at all last night. You left me alone with the cookies and I had no choice but to eat them.
Me: Hey, why did I wake up during the night with a package of cookies on my stomach?
Graham: Did you? I guess I used you for a table.
Me: Is this what you do when I'm asleep? Use me for furniture?
Graham: Yes.