RTMD: Cluess!Ron
Chapter 11: Clueless!Ron
Chapter Summary: Ron and Hermione in various stages of the fanon was one of the most requested ‘fanon’ observation out of all your wonderful reviews. I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and her minions own everything related to Harry Potter and his magical world. This paltry piece of Potterotica is out of my own demented mind.
Author’s Note: Thanks to my wonderful friend, MystressXOXO for betaing this.
Meanwhile, back in the Gryffindor common room a roaring fire blazes as four students relax in front of it. On the couch, Draco and Harry share some intimate time together, while Ron and Hermione sit directly in front of the hearth.
“Honestly, Ron! I sometimes wonder if I should’ve ever introduced you to Muggle crossword puzzles. Once you start on them, you seem to completely zone out of everything around you.”
“I can’t help it, Hermione. It’s kind of fun, really. It helps me improve my vocabulary and spelling. Merlin knows I need it.”
“Yes, but I sometimes wonder if you’re not looking at the bigger picture.”
“There’s a picture?!”
“Oh, never mind.”
“Oh, come on, Hermione, help me with a few of these. I’m stuck on them.”
“Right now? I’m little busy watching… watching… Oh, all right then. Tell me the clues.”
Lap, lap, lap
Slurp, slurp, slurp
“Ugh, Harry! You’ve got me naked, on my back, and bent over like a pretzel in front of everyone who walks by like a common prostitute. I feel so opened and exposed. I should feel humiliated, but I’m loving every minute of this! I never knew it would feel so good to feel your tongue there. Gods, you’re so talented! That feels so good and yet, it’s so dirty!”
“Well, Hermione, the first word I’m stuck on is seven across: Ana… Anne… Ani somebody. Let’s see… Anilingus - (Two words). It’s six letters long, and the fourth letter is a ‘J’.”
“Oh, goodness that’s so hot!... Umm, I mean ‘Rim Job’. That’s the answer, Ron. ‘Rim Job’.”
“That’s a strange name…. Must be Muggle, but it works. Thanks! OK, umm… how about the next one?... Let me see….”
“Yeah, you like that, huh, Draco? … Well, let’s see if you like this! … Now where did I put…. Oh, yeah, I put that tube in my rucksack. Here it is! Let me coat my fingers really good…. Now, let’s see how many you can take. Let’s start with one, shall we? Then when I get three fingers in you, I’m going to stretch you out real good and get you ready to take my cock…. Do you like that, baby?”
“Ah, here it is! Eighteen down’s clue is: A substance used for minimizing friction, especially in engines. It’s nine letters long. The first letter is an ‘L’ and the sixth letter is a ‘C’. Any idea?”
“Ugh! … Harry, that feels good! … I think I’m ready for you. Please … Fuck me!”
“Oh, my sweet lord! I’m going to have masturbation material for weeks! … Umm, what did you say, Ron? Oh! … Umm, the word is ‘lubricant’. Yesss. … lots of ‘lubricant’!”
“Lubricant? Geez, that’s an awful big word for ‘oil’, don’t you think? I didn’t realize you had such a wide vocabulary, Hermione. I would’ve had to really wrack my brain on that one, I tell ya!”
“Oh, gods, Draco…. You’re so tight, but I know you can take it…. pant … Can’t you?... so, hot … You like it when I have you spread out like a whore … yes … in front of all my housemates, don’t you? … Thrusting my big cock in you….So good!… You’re such a slut! … pant … pant… And you feel so good! … Ughnn ... Yeah, baby, take it. … Take it all!”
“Here’s the last one. I thought I’d get it, but I keep mixing it up. Thirty-seven down: (blank) and going. Six letters and the last two letters are ‘N’ and ‘G’.”
“Gods, Harry, Yes!... I’m… I’m…. Ohh! … Yesss!...”
“Oh, Yes … Draco … fuck… I’m … I’m … COMING!”
“That’s it! Thanks, Harry.”
“Sweet Merlin! My panties are soaked. Say, Ron, I’m just going to dash up to my dorm for a few minutes and … umm… take care of things. Be back in a few, alright?”
“Sure, Hermione. Hey, I’m really starting to get the hang of these things. Before you know it, I’ll have everything figured out without any help!”
“I seriously doubt that, Ron. If you’d look up once in awhile, you would have figured some of those out for yourself!”
Then, as if suddenly inspired, Ronald Weasley finally looks up as Hermione motions with her head to the two naked, prone, sleeping figures on the couch less than three feet away him. Blue eyes widen as large as dinner plates at the sight of his best friend, Harry, and his lover, Draco, blissfully sleeping in a glowing post coitus state.
“Oh… oh… OH! Ha-Ha-Harry! And Ma-Ma-Malfoy! What in the world is going on?! Who let that snake in here? Why is Harry lying on top of Malfoy? Why are they naked?! It looks like … like they… NO! … Did they just?”
“Oh, Ronald, sometimes you really are clueless, aren’t you?”
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Chapter Summary: Ron and Hermione in various stages of the fanon was one of the most requested ‘fanon’ observation out of all your wonderful reviews. I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and her minions own everything related to Harry Potter and his magical world. This paltry piece of Potterotica is out of my own demented mind.
Author’s Note: Thanks to my wonderful friend, MystressXOXO for betaing this.
Meanwhile, back in the Gryffindor common room a roaring fire blazes as four students relax in front of it. On the couch, Draco and Harry share some intimate time together, while Ron and Hermione sit directly in front of the hearth.
“Honestly, Ron! I sometimes wonder if I should’ve ever introduced you to Muggle crossword puzzles. Once you start on them, you seem to completely zone out of everything around you.”
“I can’t help it, Hermione. It’s kind of fun, really. It helps me improve my vocabulary and spelling. Merlin knows I need it.”
“Yes, but I sometimes wonder if you’re not looking at the bigger picture.”
“There’s a picture?!”
“Oh, never mind.”
“Oh, come on, Hermione, help me with a few of these. I’m stuck on them.”
“Right now? I’m little busy watching… watching… Oh, all right then. Tell me the clues.”
Lap, lap, lap
Slurp, slurp, slurp
“Ugh, Harry! You’ve got me naked, on my back, and bent over like a pretzel in front of everyone who walks by like a common prostitute. I feel so opened and exposed. I should feel humiliated, but I’m loving every minute of this! I never knew it would feel so good to feel your tongue there. Gods, you’re so talented! That feels so good and yet, it’s so dirty!”
“Well, Hermione, the first word I’m stuck on is seven across: Ana… Anne… Ani somebody. Let’s see… Anilingus - (Two words). It’s six letters long, and the fourth letter is a ‘J’.”
“Oh, goodness that’s so hot!... Umm, I mean ‘Rim Job’. That’s the answer, Ron. ‘Rim Job’.”
“That’s a strange name…. Must be Muggle, but it works. Thanks! OK, umm… how about the next one?... Let me see….”
“Yeah, you like that, huh, Draco? … Well, let’s see if you like this! … Now where did I put…. Oh, yeah, I put that tube in my rucksack. Here it is! Let me coat my fingers really good…. Now, let’s see how many you can take. Let’s start with one, shall we? Then when I get three fingers in you, I’m going to stretch you out real good and get you ready to take my cock…. Do you like that, baby?”
“Ah, here it is! Eighteen down’s clue is: A substance used for minimizing friction, especially in engines. It’s nine letters long. The first letter is an ‘L’ and the sixth letter is a ‘C’. Any idea?”
“Ugh! … Harry, that feels good! … I think I’m ready for you. Please … Fuck me!”
“Oh, my sweet lord! I’m going to have masturbation material for weeks! … Umm, what did you say, Ron? Oh! … Umm, the word is ‘lubricant’. Yesss. … lots of ‘lubricant’!”
“Lubricant? Geez, that’s an awful big word for ‘oil’, don’t you think? I didn’t realize you had such a wide vocabulary, Hermione. I would’ve had to really wrack my brain on that one, I tell ya!”
“Oh, gods, Draco…. You’re so tight, but I know you can take it…. pant … Can’t you?... so, hot … You like it when I have you spread out like a whore … yes … in front of all my housemates, don’t you? … Thrusting my big cock in you….So good!… You’re such a slut! … pant … pant… And you feel so good! … Ughnn ... Yeah, baby, take it. … Take it all!”
“Here’s the last one. I thought I’d get it, but I keep mixing it up. Thirty-seven down: (blank) and going. Six letters and the last two letters are ‘N’ and ‘G’.”
“Gods, Harry, Yes!... I’m… I’m…. Ohh! … Yesss!...”
“Oh, Yes … Draco … fuck… I’m … I’m … COMING!”
“That’s it! Thanks, Harry.”
“Sweet Merlin! My panties are soaked. Say, Ron, I’m just going to dash up to my dorm for a few minutes and … umm… take care of things. Be back in a few, alright?”
“Sure, Hermione. Hey, I’m really starting to get the hang of these things. Before you know it, I’ll have everything figured out without any help!”
“I seriously doubt that, Ron. If you’d look up once in awhile, you would have figured some of those out for yourself!”
Then, as if suddenly inspired, Ronald Weasley finally looks up as Hermione motions with her head to the two naked, prone, sleeping figures on the couch less than three feet away him. Blue eyes widen as large as dinner plates at the sight of his best friend, Harry, and his lover, Draco, blissfully sleeping in a glowing post coitus state.
“Oh… oh… OH! Ha-Ha-Harry! And Ma-Ma-Malfoy! What in the world is going on?! Who let that snake in here? Why is Harry lying on top of Malfoy? Why are they naked?! It looks like … like they… NO! … Did they just?”
“Oh, Ronald, sometimes you really are clueless, aren’t you?”
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