iluvturtlezzz....
LJ stalking horror - a report by lol_you_say_xd.
iluvturtlezzz is stalking lol_you_say_xd iluvturtlezzz’s REAL name : Musgrove Cooke iluvturtlezzz’s REAL DOB : 01st March 1986 Height :165 cm Weight : 92.6 kg iluvturtlezzz has dreamt about you : 9 times iluvturtlezzz became interested in you : 01st September 2003 iluvturtlezzz’s latest dream about you iluvturtlezzz dreamt that both of you died in each others arms in a rather bizarre rollercoaster accident. This is how iluvturtlezzz describes your relationship behind your back ‘Whenever I pass lol_you_say_xd’s in the street, part of me wants to shout ‘Just Fuck me now baby!'’ iluvturtlezzz’s been stealing stuff from your house too. iluvturtlezzz has a habit of searching lol_you_say_xd’s home for sex toys and ‘borrowing’ any that they find. They’ve even started modifying their body for you In a night of sheer angst iluvturtlezzz carved ‘lol_you_say_xd’ into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I’m limber! It won’t be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!
The Police No. calls to the police : 3 times Your Last Call to The Police "Police? Look that fucker iluvturtlezzz is still harassing me. I got another valentines card smeared in blood today again. Can’t you do something about this? I’m starting to become scared for my life." iluvturtlezzz’s Police File It’s quite obvious to us that iluvturtlezzz is clinically insane and should be sectioned immediately.
Testimonies about iluvturtlezzz _steal_the_rain - A hardened ex-crook ‘To be honest there was always something about iluvturtlezzz that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’ stinkydogofdoom - Rotten heathen ‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill iluvturtlezzz!’ phantomprophet - Fart N Flirt ‘Dear God! I knew iluvturtlezzz was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. lol_you_say_xd is a bit of a sucker really.’ martinikisses_ - Wide-load ‘I’m gonna kill lol_you_say_xd for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! iluvturtlezzz is a brilliant person.’