Bathtime in Slashland

[szaleniec1000]

Severus watched as Harry poured liquid soup that must have had a magical component because the bubbles were growing faster than anything Severus had ever seen.

I guess some people might like bathing in soup, but it's a bit out of the blue even for this fic.

Comments

[razorzknight]

Severus: Waiter! There's bubbles in my soup. Why are there bubbles in my soup? Damn it, it's the last time I come eat at McVoldemort.

[dorsetgirl]

I spent an embarrassingly long time staring at it and wondering why the writer felt it necessary to specify that the soup was liquid...

[pathology_doc]

Because some soups are a thick, almost semi-solid consistency...

But yeah, should be soap.

(Am now hoping that the fic did not go on to have them fuck underwater in the hope that the soapy (soupy?) water would act as lube for their buttsex.)

[szaleniec1000]

No. In fact, this fic goes into embarrassing detail on the lube. It's magic too, you see.

[szaleniec1000]

And how could I forget: “LUBE! Always lube. Don’t make me repeat it,” came the menacing voice. What do you mean it's not awesome? (Hasn't he already repeated it?)