Completely un-fanfic-related but it amused me.

[siddles]

I was considering purchasing a Kodak Easyshare M340 camera to keep in my coat pocket...
http://www.cameras.co.uk/specs/kodak-easyshare-m340.cfm
"As a shade under 20mm wide this is one of the slimier digital cameras and you should have no problem slipping it into a pocket."
I decided to opt for a less slimy camera.