Coming Soon to a Computer Near You~
A few (unlucky) few of you may be aware of the madness two of your mods suffer from. A madness that usually results in them spending obscene amounts of time making certain sort of videos (no, not that kind, you perverts) about a certain iconical figure. So, we hope you'll indulge us and watch what we've created. And hopefully still wish to talk to us afterward. :D Enjoy~
The beginning of this madness
The newly made sequel to the aforementioned madness [reuploaded due to the first version being cut off]
Heejward 2: The Requiem
One day in Mexico, Heejwardo and his trusty companion, Lotería, were out on the town, working hard to make ends meet. However, not even Lotería's superb dancing abilities seemed to be catching the eyes of those that walked passed them that day. The few coins they had accumulated after some odd hours of work was not enough for even a small bite to eat. They were disgruntled, worn out, and completely and utterly hopeless.
Though, just as the two friends were ready to call it quits, she arrived.
The sound of money landing on the ground alerted both Heejwardo and Lotería. The former glanced up, momentarily confused until his eyes happened to land upon the most heavenly creature he had ever seen.
She...she was the One.
So lost in his sudden daydream, Heejwardo failed to notice that The One had left. Lotería, noticing his friend's predicament, attempted to break him out of his daze. It took a few minutes, but he eventually managed to get Heejwardo's attention.
Upon finally noticing that the love of his life had vanished, Heejwardo realized he had a decision to make. Either forget about the lovely woman he had seen or attempt to seek her out and win her over.
Heejwardo chuckled to himself, a dopey grin suddenly coming to his face. Really, he already knew the answer.
It was then that the love stricken man decided to follow his sweetheart to the ends of the earth. Granted, to those around him, his commitment appeared to be somewhat odd. Given his habit of suddenly following the oblivious woman while disguised, some would claim that he was stalking the poor dear. But Heejwardo knew better. He knew that he was simply observing the woman in order to find out about her likes and dislikes before he swept her off her feet.
Heejwardo soon came to find out that The One loved books and that she would often frequent a nearby bookstore in the afternoons.
With this in mind, he one day followed the woman to her favorite bookstore, making sure to hide himself from her view.
However, his slight shift caused the floorboards to creak below him, alerting his love that he was nearby. Torn from her reading, she glanced up and quickly spotted Heejwardo. Startled by having her attention suddenly on him, he grabbed a nearby book from the bookcases he had been hiding behind, not noticing the questionable content and front cover of the novel he currently had his face pressed against.
He also failed to notice the flag, which had been on top of the bookcase but a moment earlier, toppled over to hang behind his head.
The One stared, bewildered, before her gaze suddenly lowered to stare at the floor.
Noticing the sudden silence, Heejwardo followed her gaze. He inwardly cringed. His mustache had fallen! Surely she would recognize him now, now before he even had a chance to properly introduce himself! Shamed to his very core, Heejwardo fled from both woman and the store.
Perhaps his faithful friend could cheer him up!
And that was exactly what Lotería did.
It had taken an entire night, but Lotería was able to drag Heejwardo out of his melancholic state. Come morning, he suggested that they go for a walk after work, saying that some fresh air would surely do the humiliated man some good.
Lotería, however, did not expect for them to come across the object of his best friend's affection. Especially not with another man.
Determined to keep his friend from finding out and ultimately getting his heart broken, he jumped in front of him, speaking rapidly and asking him if he was hungry, suggesting that perhaps they could splurge for one day and eat at an actual restaurant instead of buying something off a street vendor.
However, Lotería's attempts at distracting his friend were all for naught as Heejwardo suddenly noticed the heartbreaking scene.
Unable to say anything, Heejwardo could do nothing more than slump his shoulders and turned around, feeling absolutely devastated. Lotería stared at his friend sadly and placed a comforting arm on his back as he attempted to lead him back home.
Unbeknowst to them both, it seemed as though the man The One was with was actually...her brother! Not only that, but it seemed as though The One was attempting to force herself on him. Completely terrified, the unknown man (also known as Señor, or Don, Ivancito) broke away from his sister's hold and ran, looking for help. The only potential help he found, however, came in the form of Heejwardo and Lotería. So, with a sudden spark of hope, Ivancito lunged towards Heejwardo.
Having had his back turn at the time, however, Heejwardo took the sudden impact as a sign that Ivancito was attacking him. Already in a foul mood, Heejwardo began to wrestle with the man while trying to land a proper punch.
Lotería could only watch, dumbstruck, as both men tussled on the floor, not noticing that Ivancito's sister was suddenly standing beside him with an angry glare in her eyes. To her, the scene seemed more suggestive than the other three men knew.
Calling her brother's name, both Heejwardo and Ivancito suddenly stopped to stare at her, eyes wide and hair mused. Before they could utter but even one word, Heejwardo found himself being tased and pepper sprayed. Unfortunately, what nobody knew was that Heejwardo was deathly allergic to pepper spray. So, with pain wracking his body, he promptly lost consciousness.
Some hours later, he woke up, his body feeling weak and his mind disoriented as he noticed Ivancito sitting beside him in what appeared to be a hospital room. He stared, silently watching as Ivancito's lips parted to speak. Heejwardo, however, could hear nothing as his eyelids began to droop, his breathing becoming somewhat more labored as black began to dot his eyesight.
Beside them both, the monitor flat lined.
-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:
Heejwardo woke with a sudden jolt.
He looked around him blearily, his mind taking a few moments to notice the scattered yaoi manga and lemon cough drops.
....he really needed to stop reading gay porn while high off those cough drops. Maybe his mom was right.
Maybe he did need rehab.
(OOC: Narrative written by Steph, just in case anyone was left feeling confused~)
The beginning of this madness
The newly made sequel to the aforementioned madness [reuploaded due to the first version being cut off]
Heejward 2: The Requiem
One day in Mexico, Heejwardo and his trusty companion, Lotería, were out on the town, working hard to make ends meet. However, not even Lotería's superb dancing abilities seemed to be catching the eyes of those that walked passed them that day. The few coins they had accumulated after some odd hours of work was not enough for even a small bite to eat. They were disgruntled, worn out, and completely and utterly hopeless.
Though, just as the two friends were ready to call it quits, she arrived.
The sound of money landing on the ground alerted both Heejwardo and Lotería. The former glanced up, momentarily confused until his eyes happened to land upon the most heavenly creature he had ever seen.
She...she was the One.
So lost in his sudden daydream, Heejwardo failed to notice that The One had left. Lotería, noticing his friend's predicament, attempted to break him out of his daze. It took a few minutes, but he eventually managed to get Heejwardo's attention.
Upon finally noticing that the love of his life had vanished, Heejwardo realized he had a decision to make. Either forget about the lovely woman he had seen or attempt to seek her out and win her over.
Heejwardo chuckled to himself, a dopey grin suddenly coming to his face. Really, he already knew the answer.
It was then that the love stricken man decided to follow his sweetheart to the ends of the earth. Granted, to those around him, his commitment appeared to be somewhat odd. Given his habit of suddenly following the oblivious woman while disguised, some would claim that he was stalking the poor dear. But Heejwardo knew better. He knew that he was simply observing the woman in order to find out about her likes and dislikes before he swept her off her feet.
Heejwardo soon came to find out that The One loved books and that she would often frequent a nearby bookstore in the afternoons.
With this in mind, he one day followed the woman to her favorite bookstore, making sure to hide himself from her view.
However, his slight shift caused the floorboards to creak below him, alerting his love that he was nearby. Torn from her reading, she glanced up and quickly spotted Heejwardo. Startled by having her attention suddenly on him, he grabbed a nearby book from the bookcases he had been hiding behind, not noticing the questionable content and front cover of the novel he currently had his face pressed against.
He also failed to notice the flag, which had been on top of the bookcase but a moment earlier, toppled over to hang behind his head.
The One stared, bewildered, before her gaze suddenly lowered to stare at the floor.
Noticing the sudden silence, Heejwardo followed her gaze. He inwardly cringed. His mustache had fallen! Surely she would recognize him now, now before he even had a chance to properly introduce himself! Shamed to his very core, Heejwardo fled from both woman and the store.
Perhaps his faithful friend could cheer him up!
And that was exactly what Lotería did.
It had taken an entire night, but Lotería was able to drag Heejwardo out of his melancholic state. Come morning, he suggested that they go for a walk after work, saying that some fresh air would surely do the humiliated man some good.
Lotería, however, did not expect for them to come across the object of his best friend's affection. Especially not with another man.
Determined to keep his friend from finding out and ultimately getting his heart broken, he jumped in front of him, speaking rapidly and asking him if he was hungry, suggesting that perhaps they could splurge for one day and eat at an actual restaurant instead of buying something off a street vendor.
However, Lotería's attempts at distracting his friend were all for naught as Heejwardo suddenly noticed the heartbreaking scene.
Unable to say anything, Heejwardo could do nothing more than slump his shoulders and turned around, feeling absolutely devastated. Lotería stared at his friend sadly and placed a comforting arm on his back as he attempted to lead him back home.
Unbeknowst to them both, it seemed as though the man The One was with was actually...her brother! Not only that, but it seemed as though The One was attempting to force herself on him. Completely terrified, the unknown man (also known as Señor, or Don, Ivancito) broke away from his sister's hold and ran, looking for help. The only potential help he found, however, came in the form of Heejwardo and Lotería. So, with a sudden spark of hope, Ivancito lunged towards Heejwardo.
Having had his back turn at the time, however, Heejwardo took the sudden impact as a sign that Ivancito was attacking him. Already in a foul mood, Heejwardo began to wrestle with the man while trying to land a proper punch.
Lotería could only watch, dumbstruck, as both men tussled on the floor, not noticing that Ivancito's sister was suddenly standing beside him with an angry glare in her eyes. To her, the scene seemed more suggestive than the other three men knew.
Calling her brother's name, both Heejwardo and Ivancito suddenly stopped to stare at her, eyes wide and hair mused. Before they could utter but even one word, Heejwardo found himself being tased and pepper sprayed. Unfortunately, what nobody knew was that Heejwardo was deathly allergic to pepper spray. So, with pain wracking his body, he promptly lost consciousness.
Some hours later, he woke up, his body feeling weak and his mind disoriented as he noticed Ivancito sitting beside him in what appeared to be a hospital room. He stared, silently watching as Ivancito's lips parted to speak. Heejwardo, however, could hear nothing as his eyelids began to droop, his breathing becoming somewhat more labored as black began to dot his eyesight.
Beside them both, the monitor flat lined.
-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:
Heejwardo woke with a sudden jolt.
He looked around him blearily, his mind taking a few moments to notice the scattered yaoi manga and lemon cough drops.
....he really needed to stop reading gay porn while high off those cough drops. Maybe his mom was right.
Maybe he did need rehab.
(OOC: Narrative written by Steph, just in case anyone was left feeling confused~)