Red Leather Pants Make Me Itchy...

[lokoindahead]

Well, I went to South Street after school with Erica today in looks of finding my prom hat, but it seems like it's going to be mission. We checked inside this hat store and I asked the woman working their if she could help me find my dream hat. All I got in return was all these hat terms thrown at me. I explained to her that I was looking for a white bucket hat like the one Alicia Keys wears in her "Girlfriend", and she started to recall her whole outfit and how she knows what the hat looked like because she remembers the pants (WTF!!!). I understand that it's not that easy to find something white, but what the fuck does her pants have to do with her anything. Then she declared with much pride that she owns a pair of red leather pants just like her. After that I decided that I was going to look at the rest of the hats and after looking around with Erica for a minute I guess she felt like she didn't get her point across and decided to came back to remind us that she had brought a pair of red pair of pants JUST LIKE ALICIA (LOL!!!) Shit if worst comes to worst I guess the family will be going on another vacation to a great resort by the name of Berlin. School was funny. Denise and I had to present our book (aka long ass english paper) to the class and I had to read in front of everyone. Now if you have ever heard me read it front of an audience you know what I'm talking about. It's like watching that one fat person on the Septa bus holding on to that pole for dear life, you never know where I'm going to end up. It's funny because I read great when ever I read to myself, I guess it has something to do with the paper.



If anyone knows where I can find this hat in White I will thank you with one hell of a dry-hump...