Let Me Find Out...

[lokoindahead]

Yesterday the Puerto Rican Day Parade went down and I didn't even scream "Puueerrttooooo Riiiiiiccoooo!!!!" out the window of a car once. I felt bad cause I was to tired to go. I felt like I missed out on being ghetto. Lol, BEING PUERTO RICAN IS THE BEST. Tell me why I was watching the parade on television swearing I knew people. Was it me or did I

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[jennafuh]

k, I wasn't gonna bother you, because I didn't want you thinkin I was some stalker-ish freakazoid or somethin, but you're like, the second hispanic person I've met on LJ and I had to share this with you. Lets hope all of it fits though.

Why Latinos can't be Terrorists
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons
down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE.....
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ARE YOU A LATINO? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE? ..
1) If you have ever been hit by a "Chancleta. "
2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Cuco"
3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just
talking.
4) If you light a candle to the Virgin Mary on the night before your big
test
5) If you use your lips to point something out.
6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys".
7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,
even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.
9) If you use "margarina" instead of olive oil and can't figure out why
your butt is getting bigger.
10) If you have at least thirty cousins, not including loco Julio
working at "McDonalds".
11) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a
person is shouting "subanse, todavia caben!"
12) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some
"vapor rub" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
13) Your mom packs your "lonchera" every day even though you've just
turned thirty-two.
14) If you call the North Americans "gringos", including Canadians, and
call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos". AND you call the corner
store "the chinito store"
15) If your favorite heroes were "El Chapulin Colorado" or
"Cantinflas".
If you don't need any explanations, you know you are truly a Latino!
Send this to all your Latino friends!!!! You can also send this to your
non-Latino friends, but if you have to explain more than three items,
what's the point???

please tell me that that tripped you out....

[lokoindahead]

I was wondering why you didn't reply to the last comment, but anyways, thanks for being the only true latino on here. You know there are many here, but few of "Us". See you later, make sure to always stop by if you need a little sabor latino.

[jennafuh]

lol. you know I will. We're like, the only two that really do know what a chancleta is... you know what, I'm just gonna add you, if you want me to take you off, just tell me and I will.

latah

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jennafuh.