I Would Never Think..
The only thing that I can say after watching the vma's is "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" That honestly was the worst award show I can even think of. It left a bitter taste of disappointment for much of it's airing. It just seems as if know one knew what the hell was going on. I have watched them ever year since 1997 and this year it really seems as if no one showed up and that meant that they had to put the camera on about the same 5 celebrities the whole night. It was one minute on Jay Z, then to Beyonce, then creeping on J.lo and Marky, back to Beyonce, camera turns to Shaq, then drifts back to Usher, then moves to P. Diddy, right the fuck back to Jay Z, then catching Lil John, back TO FUCKING BEYONCE, all in the middle of like Jessica Simpson performing. It was just a mess. If the camera was put on Jay Z and Beyonca (yes I call her ass BEYONCA) one more time I think I would have help mtv pull it's head back from coking on their cock. The only real question that I have is what ever happening to Dave Chapelle hosting it. I saw Usher's Mom more than the host of the stupid thing. Mostly all the awards went to the same people. Truly even if I hated Britney Spears I still would have given her the award for Best Female with TOXIC, but no, since mtv didn't give Beyonca enough awards last year their decided to give her one that she DIDN'T DESERVE. They could'nt give it to Britney, but at the same time she was the only female in the running for Best Video of the Year. That made no sense at all. The highlightfor me of the whole night would have to be Jessica Simpson's Baby voice. I never laugh that much in my life. All I wanted was for her to say Goo Goo Gaa Gaa at the end, and if I could I think I would have payed to just hear that. Just to think that people say she can sing makes me laugh even harder. Another funny moment would have to be during the Alicia Keys number, I mean I love Alicia and I think she could'nt be more talented, but I was laughing soooo hard during her performance that I think a tear came down. She started off the night looking so cute with those curls but when she started singing her hair was a mess, she had these ugly looking sunglasses on and she was shaking so much that it made her look like a crack head on the corner. I know she is not a crack head but something about the way she looked made me go crazy. Christina Aguilera's nipple just couldn't help itself from slipping out of her dress and just when she needed some excitement during that corny performance with Nelly it decided to run away and hide. I was really hoping that she was going to perform "CarWash" but she decided to go along with that song that isn't even mp3 worthy. I don't know, I don't even think this years vma's should even be re-played. But I have to say that I really would like to find the same shirt Fat Joe had on, the Hector Lavoe one.
Well besides the vma's today was my first day that I had to be on my own at Uarts and I have to say that it went pretty good. The staff and students could'nt be nicer and I really feel good going there, even if it means that I have to take the subway and a bus it's more than fine. I'm a BIG BOY now. Well I'll tell you more later since I have to be there at 9:00 am tomorrow and the day after that. I just hope that I get up in the morning.
Well besides the vma's today was my first day that I had to be on my own at Uarts and I have to say that it went pretty good. The staff and students could'nt be nicer and I really feel good going there, even if it means that I have to take the subway and a bus it's more than fine. I'm a BIG BOY now. Well I'll tell you more later since I have to be there at 9:00 am tomorrow and the day after that. I just hope that I get up in the morning.