Sep 25, 2008 13:34
Yesterday morning there was a third of a roll of toilet paper left. Yesterday at 3pm there was a new roll. What are you doing in four hours that would use 60 sheets of toilet paper? Please, tell me. Or maybe I don't want to know! It better be explosive diarrhea though, because if you're using ten sheets of toilet paper per go, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
Today I enter the bathroom and it's a fucking sauna. What the fuck are you doing in there? Bathing in LAVA for half an hour?
Maybe the hot showers are obliterating the toilet paper.
ugh. unfortunately these are such minor issues there's no way to address them without sounding petty or bitchy. i just feel like it's inappropriate to go through a normal roll of toilet paper in three days or less between three people... and i should not enter a sauna every time i want to pee.