It'd serve us right if we all die of bird flu or become part of a Megaptera Novaeangliaen Armageddon
If there's one phrase that won't be far from your lips tonight, it'll be 'Whale spotted in Central London', or maybe 'Whales in Thames sprout Whale Invasion'. Yep, that's right kids, 20th January 2006 will be remebered as the day when a seven-tonne whale made its path up the river to reach a signal emitting area to watch everyone's favourite sitcom, Big Brother.
Due to its aparrent outrage at rejection of Faria from the house, the Northern Bottle-Nose brought its mates upt river to complain directly to the house of parliament on the matter. Its plees were ignored, and instead of indulging in a dog-eat-dog style tapage, brought its mates round to do Margaret Thatcher in instead.
Dont' get me wrong - it's not that I dislike our humpback cousins, just not as much as I dislike my migraine being compounded by the bi-minutely commentary i'm received from my over-anxious womb proprietress. I suppose it'd serve us right for this allegorical Animal Farm - channel four's bosses' 1984 remake on our small screens commencing every night at 9.00pm could only end in disaster.
And here's to my American viewers, who have no idea what the past three paragraphs were about.
Due to its aparrent outrage at rejection of Faria from the house, the Northern Bottle-Nose brought its mates upt river to complain directly to the house of parliament on the matter. Its plees were ignored, and instead of indulging in a dog-eat-dog style tapage, brought its mates round to do Margaret Thatcher in instead.
Dont' get me wrong - it's not that I dislike our humpback cousins, just not as much as I dislike my migraine being compounded by the bi-minutely commentary i'm received from my over-anxious womb proprietress. I suppose it'd serve us right for this allegorical Animal Farm - channel four's bosses' 1984 remake on our small screens commencing every night at 9.00pm could only end in disaster.
And here's to my American viewers, who have no idea what the past three paragraphs were about.