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... and I have to go tomorrow to get shots.
I cant ever remember getting shots... so I asked my mom what its all about... like what does it feel like what do they do exactly?
Mom: "... well they give you a weakened form of whatever it is that youre trying not to get in the future"
Me: "so theyre going to give me a little bit of hepatitis?"
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I cant ever remember getting shots... so I asked my mom what its all about... like what does it feel like what do they do exactly?
Mom: "... well they give you a weakened form of whatever it is that youre trying not to get in the future"
Me: "so theyre going to give me a little bit of hepatitis?"
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Pamela Anderson's vagina is an enormous entity (I think it actually has it's own Magna Carta) that has been known to swallow entire planets whole, kind of like this big scary space monster that I saw on Star Trek yesterday. It was an old episode, with William Shrapnel playing Captain Kirk. It was so funny because Captain Kirk just goes around being a great big dick to everyone, but then towards the end, he decides to fly the spare ship right down the monster's throat and detonate "teh bawm" and blow that sucker to Hell. Well, I don't know what happens; I think Scotty farted on the controls or something because the teleporters weren't working and Kirk was getting hella pissed off because this gigantic fucking space monster was looking at him much in the same way that Oprah Winfrey looks at chocolate-covered sausages. Lustfully and hungrily. Anyway, Kirk was all like, "Hey guys... uh... TELEPORT ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE." and he was totally pissing his pants, but still looking like he had it all together. "Mr. Scot, get me out of here. Now. NOW, SCOTTY NOW." he was hella pissed. Then when they finally brought him back to the ship, he totally bitchslapped Spock.
Actually, Pamela Anderson's cunt is probably closer related to Galacticus - Destroyer of Worlds.
You can't stick it halfway in, because your entire body will be sucked inside and crushed to the size of an atom, along with everyone in your zip code.
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I just hope that my warning reached Jim in time. Otherwise... doom. Nasty, horrible, painful DOOM!
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