Masturbate while reading/writing Inglourious Basterds fanfiction
Watch Rocky Horror
Wake up your connecting single mate during finals week halfway through "The Time Warp"
See some of the people you were having issues with and address the problem directly.
Hear they feel bad and promise to try and make a change.
Take a shower and cut/paint your nails
Wear an outfit that's totally wild--it could be MAJOR butch, major femme, major indie, major goth, anything over the top and that feels like you're playing dress-up
Listen to your new ringtone and giggle every time someone texts you
Read the amazing comments/messages/texts your friends sent you when they found out you were sad (Chelsey and Clare, I'm thinking of you :) )
Take solace in the fact that Inglourious Basterds came out on DVD today!
Get a nice, long back massage from your romantic associate