Those Leggings. Your Ass. Good bedfellows they are not.

Feb 21, 2010 19:20

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Upon further reflection, I don't care how thin you are or if your ass' circumference exceeds the diameter you make when you stretch out your arms, because using leggings as pants is not a wise option.  I don't want to see the outline of your labia that badly nor do I wish to see your constricted veins pulsating.

So tonight's a radio show night for me.  After Hours episode 29 is a Valentine's edition but just because I had a great one doesn't mean anybody else did so for my single listeners I've got a playlist of sarcastic love songs lined up.  Including but not least of all "Not Fair" by Lily Allen (the gist of it can be summed up in the lyrics: "Oh, he treats me with respect, he says he loves me all the time
He calls me fifteen times a day, he likes to make sure that I'm fine.  You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure.  He's not like all them other boys, they're all so dumb and immature.  There's just one thing that's getting in the way.  When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame..."

Speaking of Ms. Allen, I've been listening English rock groups like Razorlight, Dirty Pretty Things, and Kasabian but lately I've discovered the femme side to English tunes.

Lily Allen

  Songs like "Fuck You," and "The Fear" are not just dripping with sarcasm and cynicism sorely needed in catchy pop songs, but they're just that--damn catchy.  Techno pop has finally met with intellect.

Paloma Faith

  It's like Amy Winehouse if she all her tracks didn't sound the same!  Her songs range from feeling so damn good to breaking up with people who are just schmoes.  Also she's crazy-cute personality-wise and she says her dream gift to receive would be a bit of the rainbow.  Aww.

It should also be noted:

WARNING:

When exiting bathroom stalls, watch out for the little hooky door-stoppy thing because THEY WILL CUT YOU.  My arm now has a centimeter-deep gash in it and it fucking HURTS.

lily allen, injuries, music, england, paloma faith

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