H/D meme
H/D meme, nabbed off kennahijja, melusina_hp and lavillanueva.
1) Since you're taking the time to write out this meme: H/D is your favorite pairing, correct?
A) Absolutely. I found it by accident when exploring fandom, and instantly thought “oh yes.”
1.5) If yes, skip this question [or answer it, whatever]. If no or otherwise, please explain.
A) Well, much as it is - I am not the OTP type. I even like the boys with other people - Draco with Snape or Ron in particular. Harry with Scorpius. :)
2) Finish the sentences: I like my Harry on the ____ screaming "_____!" And I like my Draco on the ____ screaming "_____!"
A) I like my Harry on the bed screaming “I’ll buy you the damn watch, just let me come!” And I like my Draco on the floor screaming “stop!” :) I’m not a huge fan of people screaming stuff during sex. (Does this happen to everyone else? Am I just horribly inexperienced or something? Because no one has ever screamed any words, let alone my name, during sex with me.) So if they’re screaming words, there had better be a damn good reason!
Top/bottom wise - I prefer Draco bottoming to Harry if it’s BDSM, don’t care otherwise. That said, I actually like top!Draco sometimes just because it’s a novelty, and I’d certainly write bottom!Harry.
3) Catboy!Draco or Vampire!Harry?
A) Oooh tough decision. I love catboy!Draco with a passion, even though he makes little sense in the HP universe. But ultimately vampire!Harry carries the day - the comedy and give-and-take and toppyness in Harry Potter And The Inconvenient Condition is LOVE.
4) #1 Kink?
A) Spanking! My eternal favourite. I love it in pretty much any flavour (even stretching the limit of ‘spanking’ as a definition!) But I like it best when it’s hand-spanking on a naked bottom over the dom/me’s lap. That lets me cheat, too. ;) Humiliation! Clothed/naked! Orgasm denial! Crying! Damn you, flist, your kinks are contagious!
5) #1 Squick?
A) Self-righteous Harry who’s proved right. Ie Deathly-Hallows!Harry.
6) What is the side pairing that puts a damper on your Harry/Draco fic?
A) Hmm... maybe Hermione/Ginny, not that I’ve seen it much. It’s too ‘everybody’s gay!’ and makes me feel sad for Ron.
7) If you had to pick one: Harry/Ginny or Harry/Filtch?
A) Harry/Ginny, but only because I hate pairings with OCs. :P
8) Complete this scene: As Harry walked the Hogwarts grounds for yet another sleepless night he saw that for once he was not the only one drawn to the lake. The very familiar blond hair glowed in the moonlight leaving no room for doubt on the identity of the owner. Slowly, he made his way towards Malfoy with only one course of action on his mind. [Now, do you go smutty, sweet or somewhere in the middle?]
A) He pushed Malfoy into the lake. (Canon!Harry.) Malfoy looked wet and cold and bedraggled, and Harry felt bad. (Sweet!Harry.) He brushed his hair out of his eyes so he could narrow them better as he swore, and looked uncommonly attractive. (Smutty!Harry.) So Harry blackmailed him: dry clothes and no mockery for a blowjob. (Dark!Harry, and my fave. Sorry koishii_hime!
9) What are Harry and Draco's animagi? Do you have a "Why"?
A) *grins* I have one very clear idea which I will probably use in a fic one day. But largely I can see Draco as a cat (cliche for a good reason) - groomed, wanting attention, fickle etc. However - Draco isn’t a loner, whereas Harry is. So I could see Draco as a pack animal and Harry as a more territorial creature.
10) What is your "all-time favorite", "can't live without", and "would die without this" Fic? [Only 1, siriusly please.]
A) *cries* Mean! But I’m gonna go for Where Draco Is A Statue by simmyschtuff. It has self-righteous!Harry being proven wrong in a totally canon way (ie it doesn’t make Draco a saint so Harry will look bad) and it’s got awesome characterisation and is incredibly cute. Awesome as Vertigo is, if you’re looking for teen!Draco to a Harry in his early twenties, this is the good stuff.
1) Since you're taking the time to write out this meme: H/D is your favorite pairing, correct?
A) Absolutely. I found it by accident when exploring fandom, and instantly thought “oh yes.”
1.5) If yes, skip this question [or answer it, whatever]. If no or otherwise, please explain.
A) Well, much as it is - I am not the OTP type. I even like the boys with other people - Draco with Snape or Ron in particular. Harry with Scorpius. :)
2) Finish the sentences: I like my Harry on the ____ screaming "_____!" And I like my Draco on the ____ screaming "_____!"
A) I like my Harry on the bed screaming “I’ll buy you the damn watch, just let me come!” And I like my Draco on the floor screaming “stop!” :) I’m not a huge fan of people screaming stuff during sex. (Does this happen to everyone else? Am I just horribly inexperienced or something? Because no one has ever screamed any words, let alone my name, during sex with me.) So if they’re screaming words, there had better be a damn good reason!
Top/bottom wise - I prefer Draco bottoming to Harry if it’s BDSM, don’t care otherwise. That said, I actually like top!Draco sometimes just because it’s a novelty, and I’d certainly write bottom!Harry.
3) Catboy!Draco or Vampire!Harry?
A) Oooh tough decision. I love catboy!Draco with a passion, even though he makes little sense in the HP universe. But ultimately vampire!Harry carries the day - the comedy and give-and-take and toppyness in Harry Potter And The Inconvenient Condition is LOVE.
4) #1 Kink?
A) Spanking! My eternal favourite. I love it in pretty much any flavour (even stretching the limit of ‘spanking’ as a definition!) But I like it best when it’s hand-spanking on a naked bottom over the dom/me’s lap. That lets me cheat, too. ;) Humiliation! Clothed/naked! Orgasm denial! Crying! Damn you, flist, your kinks are contagious!
5) #1 Squick?
A) Self-righteous Harry who’s proved right. Ie Deathly-Hallows!Harry.
6) What is the side pairing that puts a damper on your Harry/Draco fic?
A) Hmm... maybe Hermione/Ginny, not that I’ve seen it much. It’s too ‘everybody’s gay!’ and makes me feel sad for Ron.
7) If you had to pick one: Harry/Ginny or Harry/Filtch?
A) Harry/Ginny, but only because I hate pairings with OCs. :P
8) Complete this scene: As Harry walked the Hogwarts grounds for yet another sleepless night he saw that for once he was not the only one drawn to the lake. The very familiar blond hair glowed in the moonlight leaving no room for doubt on the identity of the owner. Slowly, he made his way towards Malfoy with only one course of action on his mind. [Now, do you go smutty, sweet or somewhere in the middle?]
A) He pushed Malfoy into the lake. (Canon!Harry.) Malfoy looked wet and cold and bedraggled, and Harry felt bad. (Sweet!Harry.) He brushed his hair out of his eyes so he could narrow them better as he swore, and looked uncommonly attractive. (Smutty!Harry.) So Harry blackmailed him: dry clothes and no mockery for a blowjob. (Dark!Harry, and my fave. Sorry koishii_hime!
9) What are Harry and Draco's animagi? Do you have a "Why"?
A) *grins* I have one very clear idea which I will probably use in a fic one day. But largely I can see Draco as a cat (cliche for a good reason) - groomed, wanting attention, fickle etc. However - Draco isn’t a loner, whereas Harry is. So I could see Draco as a pack animal and Harry as a more territorial creature.
10) What is your "all-time favorite", "can't live without", and "would die without this" Fic? [Only 1, siriusly please.]
A) *cries* Mean! But I’m gonna go for Where Draco Is A Statue by simmyschtuff. It has self-righteous!Harry being proven wrong in a totally canon way (ie it doesn’t make Draco a saint so Harry will look bad) and it’s got awesome characterisation and is incredibly cute. Awesome as Vertigo is, if you’re looking for teen!Draco to a Harry in his early twenties, this is the good stuff.