<3 <3 <3 I laughed in sympathy at the title for this post.
Cursed Child is very lovingly and deliberately couched as a series of AUs that can be made to have *not happened* in any timelines except their own! You can visit and experience contradictory timelines and go back to your home timeline in the end. <3
Cursed Child is very lovingly and deliberately couched as a series of AUs that can be made to have *not happened* in any timelines except their own! You can visit and experience contradictory timelines and go back to your home timeline in the end. <3
This is very true, thank you!! *uses H/D icon just cuz*
Harry and Draco becoming lovers and life partners would not have been nearly as improbable as Cedric becoming a Death Eater or Voldemort being viable enough as a mammal and a mortal to have sexual intercourse that resulted in a child.
LOL, RIGHT???? I mean, Cedric becoming a DE seems unlikely but far from impossible - he's a pureblood, and Hufflepuffs like to belong and stick with what they've chosen and work for that cause, even an uncertain Cedric isn't going to react like Regulus Black. But VOLDEMORT HAD A CHILD? I mean. What. And the timing puts it during DH, I think, or certainly at least post-GoF.
And I mean. Leaving aside the fact that I think someone that invested in his own immortality having a child seems thematically dubious, I've always, um. Kind of assumed that his dick went the same place as his nose. I know it's a snake reference but I always thought becoming more inhuman would mean, er, yeah... *coughs* Sorry, Mr Voldemort, I feel I'm invading your privacy :P
I mean, I'd buy it either way but I don't think he had those kind of bodily functions any more. I'd assume magical changes to the body which make you less human, especially changes in pursuit of immortality, would remove the need/desire to eat especially after his resurrection.
I'm assuming he and Bellatrix used a magical ritual. Even if he was unchanged, er, genitally, which seems like a big assumption... I just Do Not Believe he could get it up and impregnate someone.
Cursed Child is very lovingly and deliberately couched as a series of AUs that can be made to have *not happened* in any timelines except their own! You can visit and experience contradictory timelines and go back to your home timeline in the end. <3
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Haha, I'm glad! :D
Cursed Child is very lovingly and deliberately couched as a series of AUs that can be made to have *not happened* in any timelines except their own! You can visit and experience contradictory timelines and go back to your home timeline in the end. <3
This is very true, thank you!! *uses H/D icon just cuz*
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Harry and Draco becoming lovers and life partners would not have been nearly as improbable as Cedric becoming a Death Eater or Voldemort being viable enough as a mammal and a mortal to have sexual intercourse that resulted in a child.
LOL, RIGHT???? I mean, Cedric becoming a DE seems unlikely but far from impossible - he's a pureblood, and Hufflepuffs like to belong and stick with what they've chosen and work for that cause, even an uncertain Cedric isn't going to react like Regulus Black. But VOLDEMORT HAD A CHILD? I mean. What. And the timing puts it during DH, I think, or certainly at least post-GoF.
And I mean. Leaving aside the fact that I think someone that invested in his own immortality having a child seems thematically dubious, I've always, um. Kind of assumed that his dick went the same place as his nose. I know it's a snake reference but I always thought becoming more inhuman would mean, er, yeah... *coughs* Sorry, Mr Voldemort, I feel I'm invading your privacy :P
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I thought pretty much the same!
One of the things I've pondered periodically is just how Voldemort's body really worked. Did he sit on the toilet? Did he eat? Yeah....
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I'm assuming he and Bellatrix used a magical ritual. Even if he was unchanged, er, genitally, which seems like a big assumption... I just Do Not Believe he could get it up and impregnate someone.
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