Woobie

Mar 24, 2012 00:38

HMPH. Today started well - watching Black Butler and hanging out with
meredyth_13 and
son_of_darkness, and eating these INSANE burgers Mere made us, with cheese and bacon and A FRIED EGG. Then I got on the tube to go and see Hunger Games with
melusinahp and
mokatiki. Only I got to Canary Wharf, got on the train that was going to take me to London Bridge, and was told ACTUALLY NO. Signal failure. Which made it impossible for me to get to the cinema remotely on time.

DAMN YOU, JUBILEE LINE!

So instead of seeing A GREAT FILM WITH OTHER FANS AND GEEKING OUT, I shall prove I am still capable of actual 100-word drabbles.

Title: Woobie
Author:
lokifan
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Thor, Darcy, Tony
Rating: G
Summary: Darcy thinks Thor needs to read Harry Potter.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to Marvel, even though I’m often much nicer to them than they are.
Author’s Notes: This was written for my post-hiatus drabble meme.
kabal42 requested Thor reads Harry Potter. (Gen or w. someone from Earth - i.e. no Loki! Hehe.)

There is... technically no Loki.


It was Darcy’s idea. Since Thor needed to get up on pop culture (...and literacy), she thought famous books the size of doorstops were the obvious way to go. Plus, heroes and magic! Thor could relate.

She bought all seven and had Steve and his enormous biceps carry them to Thor.

Three days later, Thor finally left his room. And cried on Tony about how Snape was just misunderstood and alone and noble really whatever Fandral said about low cunning being, you know, low -

“Darcy!” Tony yelled. “He’s projecting again, and this time it’s not my fault!”




This was originally posted at http://www.dreamwidth.org/12345.html. Comment wherever you like :)

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