Merlin 312: The Coming of Arthur I
OH NOES LEON!
Yay Leon! The scary cult people saved you! At least Arthur hasn’t lost ALL his bros.
UTHER: You must retrieve the Cup of Life. Alone.
ARTHUR: Gotcha.
UTHER: You must take no one with you.
ARTHUR: Ten-four.
UTHER: I’m sorry you will be all alone, but -
ARTHUR: No worries. Merlin!
LOL CENRED. Hangin’ out in leather trousers. Just chilling.
GWAINE: Yay, we’re all together again!
ARTHUR: Captured by a slave trader and surrounded by dirty men whose hair is much less beautiful than ours.
MERLIN: Don’t you whine. I read a fic like this a million times once. It’s not you who’s going to get gang-raped.
Aww, Arthur. We knew you wouldn’t let Merlin face an Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Gwaine and Arthur’s Unimpressed Faces crack me up.
FAKE FIGHT SCENE! Love it. The three are such a good team. :)
Arthur’s irrational dislike of Gwaine is so hilarious to me.
ARTHUR: What part of the word ‘secret’ did you not understand?
MERLIN: It’s Gwaine! *gestures* I tell him everything!
ARTHUR: You --
GWAINE: Gentlemen, gentlemen. *rakish grin* There’s plenty of me to go around.
ARTHUR: RATHER TOO MUCH I THINK.
AHAHA OMG CENRED I’M SO HAPPY WHEN YOU’RE ONSCREEN.
MORGAUSE: *cracks slave-trader’s head against the wall* *gives Cenred significant look*
CENRED: *stares at her all dazed*
MORGAUSE: *significant look* If you’re good...
GREAT DEED my arse, Arthur. I’m sure you were bluffing, but threatening the kid was low and nasty >.<
And now karma has bitten you. At least you’re cute when you’re unconscious.
Merlin trying to save Arthur, aww.
An immortal army the size of Camelot’s entire population. Ooh-er.
Awesome death scene! Goodbye, Cenred. Apparently you didn’t make yourself immortal. A very literal example of Too Stupid To Live.
Who the hell are these knights? I thought all the knights got killed?
The thing is, Morgana has no reason to lie to Gwen about this: I think her offer of safety, once she’s won and Gwen is no threat, is sincere.
EEK SMOKE OVER CAMELOT.
Hi Elian! Nice to see you, despite you being the bearer of terrible news. (Or kind of cool and exciting news, if you are a callous viewer who thinks it’s awesome to see Camelot taken. *cough*)
WAY TO DEFEND YOUR NEW STRONGHOLD, GUYS. Morgause’s army is even less of a CRACK TEAM than the Camelot guards who can be thwarted by people *standing behind the door*.
YAY GAIUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww, Merlin. V cute and understated way of saying you’ll die with him.
MORGANA, QUEEN OF CAMELOT. EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT SCENE WAS MADE OF WIN.
ALL HAIL QUEEN MORGANA!
Yay Leon! The scary cult people saved you! At least Arthur hasn’t lost ALL his bros.
UTHER: You must retrieve the Cup of Life. Alone.
ARTHUR: Gotcha.
UTHER: You must take no one with you.
ARTHUR: Ten-four.
UTHER: I’m sorry you will be all alone, but -
ARTHUR: No worries. Merlin!
LOL CENRED. Hangin’ out in leather trousers. Just chilling.
GWAINE: Yay, we’re all together again!
ARTHUR: Captured by a slave trader and surrounded by dirty men whose hair is much less beautiful than ours.
MERLIN: Don’t you whine. I read a fic like this a million times once. It’s not you who’s going to get gang-raped.
Aww, Arthur. We knew you wouldn’t let Merlin face an Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Gwaine and Arthur’s Unimpressed Faces crack me up.
FAKE FIGHT SCENE! Love it. The three are such a good team. :)
Arthur’s irrational dislike of Gwaine is so hilarious to me.
ARTHUR: What part of the word ‘secret’ did you not understand?
MERLIN: It’s Gwaine! *gestures* I tell him everything!
ARTHUR: You --
GWAINE: Gentlemen, gentlemen. *rakish grin* There’s plenty of me to go around.
ARTHUR: RATHER TOO MUCH I THINK.
AHAHA OMG CENRED I’M SO HAPPY WHEN YOU’RE ONSCREEN.
MORGAUSE: *cracks slave-trader’s head against the wall* *gives Cenred significant look*
CENRED: *stares at her all dazed*
MORGAUSE: *significant look* If you’re good...
GREAT DEED my arse, Arthur. I’m sure you were bluffing, but threatening the kid was low and nasty >.<
And now karma has bitten you. At least you’re cute when you’re unconscious.
Merlin trying to save Arthur, aww.
An immortal army the size of Camelot’s entire population. Ooh-er.
Awesome death scene! Goodbye, Cenred. Apparently you didn’t make yourself immortal. A very literal example of Too Stupid To Live.
Who the hell are these knights? I thought all the knights got killed?
The thing is, Morgana has no reason to lie to Gwen about this: I think her offer of safety, once she’s won and Gwen is no threat, is sincere.
EEK SMOKE OVER CAMELOT.
Hi Elian! Nice to see you, despite you being the bearer of terrible news. (Or kind of cool and exciting news, if you are a callous viewer who thinks it’s awesome to see Camelot taken. *cough*)
WAY TO DEFEND YOUR NEW STRONGHOLD, GUYS. Morgause’s army is even less of a CRACK TEAM than the Camelot guards who can be thwarted by people *standing behind the door*.
YAY GAIUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww, Merlin. V cute and understated way of saying you’ll die with him.
MORGANA, QUEEN OF CAMELOT. EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT SCENE WAS MADE OF WIN.
ALL HAIL QUEEN MORGANA!