Meme answers
So yesterday I posted this meme:
1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)
2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments.
3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the characters you selected beforehand, then post them.
Here are my answers!
1. Harry Potter
2. Faith Lehane
3. Sirius Black
4. Buffy Summers
5. Cordelia Chase
6. Narcissa Malfoy
7. Charles Gunn
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Amy Pond
10. Martha Jones
11. Ron Weasley
12. Spike
13. Regulus Black
14. Captain John Hart
15. Bellatrix Lestrange
Should six and eleven get together?
LOLOL! Narcissa and Ron? Well, I suppose he might appeal to her in a Lady-Chatterley sort of way: take me roughly in the gondola! And he does like blonds... But I prefer Ron’s balls to be in Draco’s hands rather than cut off at Lucius’, so I’m gonna say no.
How would three react to a spanking from thirteen?
Toss-up between incestuous sex and murder.
What does/would four absolutely hate about nine?
I actually think Buffy and Amy would probably get on really well. Maybe she hates Amy’s having a healthy triad relationship with Rory and the Doctor, since Buffy sekritly wants that with Angel and Spike. Only if they tried it, it would end with tears, recriminations, and wooden objects inside anuses.
What would two and twelve fight about?
Whether Buffy’s a top. She would eventually come in, tell them she’s a switch and stop shouting, Spike, or you’ll be in trouble with both of us. *naughty grin*
Why is one the loneliest number person?
Because he is a MARKED MAN and no one UNDERSTANDS his emo pain. Well, maybe Malfoy, because he gets himself cut up while crying in the school loos.
What would six most appreciate in the bedroom from two?
Other than raunchy, filthy lesbian sex? A massage.
Would eleven ever come out to eight?
Heh heh heh. Probably not. Unfortunate, because if he did the response might well be, ‘hey, we’ve got something in common after all... Sex?’
Who would survive an alien invasion longest, four or nine? Why?
Amy, obviously. Buffy has Slayer strength, but Amy is used to bad aliens and very resourceful.
Who would offer tea to the invaders, and who would try licking them and asking if their mobility lubrication was good for other uses?
Narcissa would offer tea. Captain John would do that second one.
What would eight steal from fourteen and why?
His esoteric alien sex toys. And then Captain John would find Draco screaming and completely wrecked and exhausted because he doesn’t understand the settings, and he would grin filthily, and then there would be sex. Poor ickle Draco, all taken advantage of by the mean Time Agent.
Hmm... afterwards, I reckon Draco would make off with that excellent jacket.
If eleven and six had a massive falling out what would be the cause of it?
Why the portrait of Narcissa’s father that hung in the hall was shouting about sodomites and Weasleys buggering the heir to his estate.
Would you rather shag two or fifteen?
TWO! Long-standing crush on Faith aside - sex with Faith is living dangerously, sex with Bellatrix is a death wish!
What would fifteen and seven’s first kiss be like?
Gunn and Bellatrix? I’m thinking Bellatrix would’ve captured Gunn as he went in to try to stop the dark witch, and she’d have him tied up, shirtless and sweaty because that’s how Joss rolls. She’d Crucio him and he’d scream, and then she’d kiss him.
And he would be kind of turned on, but it would end with Gunn escaping and winning because he is super-clever and competent when Angel’s not around. (If Angel was around, Gunn would be very competent but less so because the writers fear competition for Angel.)
Five and fourteen get together to kill off ten. Does it work?
Cordy has form in killing bad guys, and Cordelia’s not bad at doing evil things. On the other hand, Captain John fails at the whole killing-awesome-ladies-and-winning concept. I think it doesn’t, because I am in denial about Cordelia’s doing-evil-stuff end, and because at the end of the day Martha would just bring her incredible awesome to bear on the whole situation and win.
OMG! One is Thirteen's long-lost parent! Reaction?
Merlin, Harry, didn’t anybody ever tell you not to play with Time-Turners? Now are you sure you didn’t have sex with your grandmother by accident?
Also LOL Harry is Draco’s sort-of uncle. COME HERE YOUNG MAN, I’M THE BLACK PATRIARCH. OBEY ME OR YOU’LL GET A SPANKING!
1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)
2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments.
3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the characters you selected beforehand, then post them.
Here are my answers!
1. Harry Potter
2. Faith Lehane
3. Sirius Black
4. Buffy Summers
5. Cordelia Chase
6. Narcissa Malfoy
7. Charles Gunn
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Amy Pond
10. Martha Jones
11. Ron Weasley
12. Spike
13. Regulus Black
14. Captain John Hart
15. Bellatrix Lestrange
Should six and eleven get together?
LOLOL! Narcissa and Ron? Well, I suppose he might appeal to her in a Lady-Chatterley sort of way: take me roughly in the gondola! And he does like blonds... But I prefer Ron’s balls to be in Draco’s hands rather than cut off at Lucius’, so I’m gonna say no.
How would three react to a spanking from thirteen?
Toss-up between incestuous sex and murder.
What does/would four absolutely hate about nine?
I actually think Buffy and Amy would probably get on really well. Maybe she hates Amy’s having a healthy triad relationship with Rory and the Doctor, since Buffy sekritly wants that with Angel and Spike. Only if they tried it, it would end with tears, recriminations, and wooden objects inside anuses.
What would two and twelve fight about?
Whether Buffy’s a top. She would eventually come in, tell them she’s a switch and stop shouting, Spike, or you’ll be in trouble with both of us. *naughty grin*
Why is one the loneliest number person?
Because he is a MARKED MAN and no one UNDERSTANDS his emo pain. Well, maybe Malfoy, because he gets himself cut up while crying in the school loos.
What would six most appreciate in the bedroom from two?
Other than raunchy, filthy lesbian sex? A massage.
Would eleven ever come out to eight?
Heh heh heh. Probably not. Unfortunate, because if he did the response might well be, ‘hey, we’ve got something in common after all... Sex?’
Who would survive an alien invasion longest, four or nine? Why?
Amy, obviously. Buffy has Slayer strength, but Amy is used to bad aliens and very resourceful.
Who would offer tea to the invaders, and who would try licking them and asking if their mobility lubrication was good for other uses?
Narcissa would offer tea. Captain John would do that second one.
What would eight steal from fourteen and why?
His esoteric alien sex toys. And then Captain John would find Draco screaming and completely wrecked and exhausted because he doesn’t understand the settings, and he would grin filthily, and then there would be sex. Poor ickle Draco, all taken advantage of by the mean Time Agent.
Hmm... afterwards, I reckon Draco would make off with that excellent jacket.
If eleven and six had a massive falling out what would be the cause of it?
Why the portrait of Narcissa’s father that hung in the hall was shouting about sodomites and Weasleys buggering the heir to his estate.
Would you rather shag two or fifteen?
TWO! Long-standing crush on Faith aside - sex with Faith is living dangerously, sex with Bellatrix is a death wish!
What would fifteen and seven’s first kiss be like?
Gunn and Bellatrix? I’m thinking Bellatrix would’ve captured Gunn as he went in to try to stop the dark witch, and she’d have him tied up, shirtless and sweaty because that’s how Joss rolls. She’d Crucio him and he’d scream, and then she’d kiss him.
And he would be kind of turned on, but it would end with Gunn escaping and winning because he is super-clever and competent when Angel’s not around. (If Angel was around, Gunn would be very competent but less so because the writers fear competition for Angel.)
Five and fourteen get together to kill off ten. Does it work?
Cordy has form in killing bad guys, and Cordelia’s not bad at doing evil things. On the other hand, Captain John fails at the whole killing-awesome-ladies-and-winning concept. I think it doesn’t, because I am in denial about Cordelia’s doing-evil-stuff end, and because at the end of the day Martha would just bring her incredible awesome to bear on the whole situation and win.
OMG! One is Thirteen's long-lost parent! Reaction?
Merlin, Harry, didn’t anybody ever tell you not to play with Time-Turners? Now are you sure you didn’t have sex with your grandmother by accident?
Also LOL Harry is Draco’s sort-of uncle. COME HERE YOUNG MAN, I’M THE BLACK PATRIARCH. OBEY ME OR YOU’LL GET A SPANKING!