Severus Snape and the Broom of Misdemeanor | SS/HP | R
Challenge: #153 - Severus Snape and the Random Book Title.
Rated: R
Word count: 100, of course
Also Posted: Snape100
A/N: The generated title made me giggle, and then this came to me.
On first entering his office, Severus noticed that things seemed subtly off, but was unable to put his finger on exactly why.
When he turned and spotted Potter just above the door, he understood. Ah, yes, the wards weren't shimmering.
"Good evening, Potter. I see you couldn't help letting yourself in. Again."
Harry smiled limply. "I like this one. Will you leave it up when school starts?"
Severus sighed and dismissed the trap spell. The miniature racing broom slid out of the younger wizard's arse and vanished.
"You've got come in your hair," Harry observed languidly, hanging over Severus' shoulder.
Rated: R
Word count: 100, of course
Also Posted: Snape100
A/N: The generated title made me giggle, and then this came to me.
On first entering his office, Severus noticed that things seemed subtly off, but was unable to put his finger on exactly why.
When he turned and spotted Potter just above the door, he understood. Ah, yes, the wards weren't shimmering.
"Good evening, Potter. I see you couldn't help letting yourself in. Again."
Harry smiled limply. "I like this one. Will you leave it up when school starts?"
Severus sighed and dismissed the trap spell. The miniature racing broom slid out of the younger wizard's arse and vanished.
"You've got come in your hair," Harry observed languidly, hanging over Severus' shoulder.