Scorpio
Somebody just called me a true scorpio. I don't really believe in horoscopes, but I seem like an extreme scorpio. But technically, I'm supposed to be a tiger as well. Perhaps the Greeks allowed far more variability than the chinese do. I don't see the tiger in me, not even a liking for tiger balm, or tiger meat, or tiger skin, or aggression, or male ego. Maybe if I were to choose a zodiac sign, maybe...
Pig. Pigs have big appetites. I have one too. When people are comfortably full, I pretend to be too. Not that I am uncomfortably not full, I'm just not full. Pigs also eat a lot of junk. I think I eat a lot of junk too. Especially when I am unhappy. Nobody knows what junk I eat in the middle of the night when I'm just too melancholic to sleep. Macdelivery!!!
Now, that's only some of the time...
How about dog? I think I have a rather affectionate side. I have two dogs and one bear in my room. Now most guys would like to hide the fact that they have soft toys in their room, but I think they are adorable. Not that I want mountains of them, I only want those that have the deepest sentimental value and history. Patch is a great conversation starter. Unfortunately my recent acquisition of Pooh bear was not so lucky. He ended up on my bike crank and now looks like he's been working on my bike, with a nice big bike dirt mark on top. And I guess I'm rather affectionate to the people who dare to be affectionate to me. Just haven't found someone who's THAT affectionate to me that I'd wag my tail and put my head on her knee, other than my mother of course. But she appeals more to the pig side of me yeah?
I think vegetables and nightshades are still the best things to use to describe people. They are edible. And if it's tasty, your reference to someone using those terms might just make your tummy tingle and your heart warm. Like Potatoboy and Tomatogirl. There's also Daddy Eggplant and Portabello Mommy. That's a mouthful, but just means your momma is fat and homely. Then of course you can refer to people you dislike with similar terms, depending on your culinary preferences. For me, I can refer to him as Celeryman and Coriangirl.
All in all, I think scorpio is the best way to describe me. Simply because I don't know what the hell scorpio is. I don't expect anyone to know who I am either then. I'd try to be content with not knowing.
-PotAtObOy: Silence does not mean calm. The most furious expressions are silent...-
Pig. Pigs have big appetites. I have one too. When people are comfortably full, I pretend to be too. Not that I am uncomfortably not full, I'm just not full. Pigs also eat a lot of junk. I think I eat a lot of junk too. Especially when I am unhappy. Nobody knows what junk I eat in the middle of the night when I'm just too melancholic to sleep. Macdelivery!!!
Now, that's only some of the time...
How about dog? I think I have a rather affectionate side. I have two dogs and one bear in my room. Now most guys would like to hide the fact that they have soft toys in their room, but I think they are adorable. Not that I want mountains of them, I only want those that have the deepest sentimental value and history. Patch is a great conversation starter. Unfortunately my recent acquisition of Pooh bear was not so lucky. He ended up on my bike crank and now looks like he's been working on my bike, with a nice big bike dirt mark on top. And I guess I'm rather affectionate to the people who dare to be affectionate to me. Just haven't found someone who's THAT affectionate to me that I'd wag my tail and put my head on her knee, other than my mother of course. But she appeals more to the pig side of me yeah?
I think vegetables and nightshades are still the best things to use to describe people. They are edible. And if it's tasty, your reference to someone using those terms might just make your tummy tingle and your heart warm. Like Potatoboy and Tomatogirl. There's also Daddy Eggplant and Portabello Mommy. That's a mouthful, but just means your momma is fat and homely. Then of course you can refer to people you dislike with similar terms, depending on your culinary preferences. For me, I can refer to him as Celeryman and Coriangirl.
All in all, I think scorpio is the best way to describe me. Simply because I don't know what the hell scorpio is. I don't expect anyone to know who I am either then. I'd try to be content with not knowing.
-PotAtObOy: Silence does not mean calm. The most furious expressions are silent...-