I sinned last night and I'm okay
God may it forgive, but the shame shall darken my psyche forevermore. Or until Saturday. Whichever comes first. But in the meantime, alas, I shall keep my head bowed and my thoughts penitent. I knew the consequences of my actions, and yet I continued forth unto the road of perdition, down the tenebrous corridors that echoed the far away voices of lost wights seeking succour. In retrospect, such a sin was unavoidable, for I am human and my flesh is weak. Yes, my dear friends, Last night I sinned against my very nature. Last night I paid money to see ULTRAVIOLET. And I enjoyed it. How can that be, you say? Well, there were no better options in the multiplex; I had seen every other movie offered. But that is no excuse, I admit. I could have easily watched FAILURE TO LAUNCH for a second time, but I refused, succumbing to my weakness of spirit to see Milla Jovovich with purple hair. Let the whipping commence, I shall forbear and accept the punishment inflicted upon... what? V FOR VENDETTA opens today? OK. Gotta go. See ya. I mean, I shall lay my eyes wizened by spent rivulets of tears on you upon my return, and together we shall reflect on the validity of INDIANA JONES IV and other such things.