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Went out drinking last night and made myself sick.
Oh don't act so suprised.
I really haven't been sick in a long while though. At least a couple months. I have been doing pretty good in that regard. But when drag queens are offering half price pitchers to benefit an lgbt sex workers clinic my heart is just so big, I find it hard to control myself.
I felt like a jerk though so I ordered Meg a really big flower thingie for valentines day. I add like ten bucks to the cost every year. Thats gonna have to stop at some point... But I guess our parents usually buy the big hundred dollar rose thingies. So sixty bucks isn't so bad. It's the shipping, you see. Such a racket. It does not cost 14 bucks to drive flowers across town.
We finally got the george foreman going! Had waffles for breakfast which was super fun. Its huge though. We need a bigger house. To fit the grill in.
Anyway... I got a job at another school. First day in about 30 mins... tons o fun. Still have to get dressed. I took two showers this morning because meg says she could smell the beer coming through my pores still. Is that even possible? Anyway, I took her word for it and didn't want to start off as the stinky beer teacher.
That's why I'm a professional.
Oh don't act so suprised.
I really haven't been sick in a long while though. At least a couple months. I have been doing pretty good in that regard. But when drag queens are offering half price pitchers to benefit an lgbt sex workers clinic my heart is just so big, I find it hard to control myself.
I felt like a jerk though so I ordered Meg a really big flower thingie for valentines day. I add like ten bucks to the cost every year. Thats gonna have to stop at some point... But I guess our parents usually buy the big hundred dollar rose thingies. So sixty bucks isn't so bad. It's the shipping, you see. Such a racket. It does not cost 14 bucks to drive flowers across town.
We finally got the george foreman going! Had waffles for breakfast which was super fun. Its huge though. We need a bigger house. To fit the grill in.
Anyway... I got a job at another school. First day in about 30 mins... tons o fun. Still have to get dressed. I took two showers this morning because meg says she could smell the beer coming through my pores still. Is that even possible? Anyway, I took her word for it and didn't want to start off as the stinky beer teacher.
That's why I'm a professional.