I HOPE THIS IS SOMETHING CLOSE TO WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ...slayerdomNovember 17 2011, 22:19:08 UTC
Buffy. My name's Buffy -- yes, really.
Back home, I'm all … Chosen and protector-y. And not in a, you know, saving the world from bad fashion and overpriced soda kind of way. Vampires, demons -- I live on the mouth of Hell. And … okay, granted, most people in this universe probably don't actually know what Hell is. But, it's bad. Monsters are kinda par the course.
And I'm not gonna just stop getting my savior on just 'cause I took a wrong turn on some dimensional backroads and wound up here. What I do, what I live for, is to help people. Protect them. It's who I am. I'm the Slayer. And if those people happen to be the natives of some galaxy far, far away from my own instead of locally, then hey. I'll outsource.
These people deserve someone who'll keep them safe. Someone has to do it, and that will always be me. Even if they hate me for it.
I mean, they can hate us until the nerfs come home. And then … well, I guess they could hate the nerfs, too, if that's what jacks up their starships. But it won't stop me from making sure that they're safe. And, it won't stop me from fighting for them. 'Cause, gotta say, I may be new to this galaxy? But, I don't like the Sith any more than the next guy.
Back home, I'm all … Chosen and protector-y. And not in a, you know, saving the world from bad fashion and overpriced soda kind of way. Vampires, demons -- I live on the mouth of Hell. And … okay, granted, most people in this universe probably don't actually know what Hell is. But, it's bad. Monsters are kinda par the course.
And I'm not gonna just stop getting my savior on just 'cause I took a wrong turn on some dimensional backroads and wound up here. What I do, what I live for, is to help people. Protect them. It's who I am. I'm the Slayer. And if those people happen to be the natives of some galaxy far, far away from my own instead of locally, then hey. I'll outsource.
These people deserve someone who'll keep them safe. Someone has to do it, and that will always be me. Even if they hate me for it.
I mean, they can hate us until the nerfs come home. And then … well, I guess they could hate the nerfs, too, if that's what jacks up their starships. But it won't stop me from making sure that they're safe. And, it won't stop me from fighting for them. 'Cause, gotta say, I may be new to this galaxy? But, I don't like the Sith any more than the next guy.
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