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well now its 5:25am and i can't sleep. anyway i was sitting at my computer thinking, Where does belly button lint come from? i mean it makes an appearance in my belly button every now and again, and i always thought that it came from the shirt i was wearing or maybe even the underwear. however tonight i was wearing a black shirt, and my underwear was blue, well i went to change and low and behold there is belly button lint chillin in my belly button(where else would it chill?). that however is not the weird part. what i'm worried about is this. the lint was white with a few pieces of green. wtf!?!? is my belly button now creating its own manufacturing plant for the lint? is it totally cutting out the middle man and trying to create a monopoly and make my shirts go out of business in the lint department? is this natural? should i see a doctor about this condition? i'm not sure what to do!!! i don't think i'll ever be certain. all i know is that it makes no sense to me. if i wear a dark shirt i should make dark belly button lint, and vise versa. i just don't get it, but i'll tell you what, i don't think i'll get a wink of sleep tonight. i'm just so damn worried. perhaps i'm going color blind and the shirt i was wearing was in fact green or the lint was actually black. i just don't know anymore, i just don't know. but it's gonna keep me up till i can find out why this phenomenon took place and how to correct it. i'm worried. i think i'm going to cry. i think i'll give it a few days, i'll try to sleep tonight but if my belly button lint problem isn't corrected by wednesday i'm going to the emergency room!!! i hope this situation gets resolved A.S.A.P. well cross your fingers for me people, and if you don't mind, keep me in your prayers, i've never heard of this happening to anyone else so i'm not sure if there is a cure, and i need all the help i can get. please wish me luck.
thanks
kyle
thanks
kyle