Kon's messing around.
sprbyttk: Seriously, Tim, I'm in love with you!
sprbyttk: Really!
W1ndrBoy003: ::snort:: Okay.
sprbyttk: Run away with me! We can get married in Iowa!
W1ndrBoy003: ...Why not Massachusetts? It's nicer there.
sprbyttk: Oh, fine. But Iowa is funnier.
W1ndrBoy003: But Massachusetts has pilgrims!
sprbyttk: True.
sprbyttk: We'll run off and get married in Massachusetts! Can Bart be the priest? Or the Rabbi?
W1ndrBoy003: Sure. Or the JP. He just has to get certified.
sprbyttk: Awesome. This'll be a great wedding.
sprbyttk: You're the bride.
W1ndrBoy003: Like Hell?
W1ndrBoy003: Either you're the bride, or we both wear suits.
sprbyttk: But you'd look pretty in a dress!
W1ndrBoy003: Correction: I look fantastic in a dress. But no.
sprbyttk: But Tiiiiiim.
W1ndrBoy003: Tough.
sprbyttk: How about one of those Jewish head thingies?
W1ndrBoy003: Uh--sure?
sprbyttk: Awesome!
W1ndrBoy003: ...This is a suitable substitution for a dress?
sprbyttk: ...yes?
W1ndrBoy003: ...Cool.
W1ndrBoy003: You are so strange, though.
sprbyttk: Will you wear a dress on our honey moon?
W1ndrBoy003: Only if you ask really nicely.
sprbyttk: In a sexy way?
W1ndrBoy003: My wearing a dress, or you asking nicely?
sprbyttk: ...Both!
W1ndrBoy003: I'm always sexy.
sprbyttk: Yes, sweetie-pie.
W1ndrBoy003: ...
sprbyttk: What? Different pet name?
W1ndrBoy003: Sweetie-pie? I am neither five, nor blond, nor do I have ringlets.
sprbyttk: Oh fine. Pookie?
sprbyttk: Legs?
W1ndrBoy003: Nor am I your girlfriend. Gah!
W1ndrBoy003: Legs? Huh??
sprbyttk: I dunno. You have nice legs.
sprbyttk: ((Kon: *does not know Dick's nicknames*))
W1ndrBoy003: Um... thanks?
sprbyttk: I AM TERRIBLE AT PET NAMES!
W1ndrBoy003: NO KIDDING.
W1ndrBoy003: How about Tim--Timmy if you're feeling especially affectionate. We'll work on it from there.
sprbyttk: How about my darling Timothy?
sprbyttk: Or... what's that quote from that book?
W1ndrBoy003: Acceptable, though I'll probably laugh a little.
sprbyttk: I may only call you Mr. Kent when I am feeling very, very happy.
sprbyttk: Yes, I've seen that movie. Cassie made me.
W1ndrBoy003: Which one?
sprbyttk: Pride and Prejudice?
sprbyttk: The chick was hot.
sprbyttk: The pirate one?
W1ndrBoy003: Kiera Knightley?
sprbyttk: Her!
sprbyttk: She's awesome.
W1ndrBoy003: I suppose.
sprbyttk: Don't worry, my darling Timothy, I have eyes only for you.
W1ndrBoy003: ::laughs:: Thank you dearest. You do know how to make me feel better.
sprbyttk: I'm a gentleman like that!
W1ndrBoy003: Yes, you are.
sprbyttk: A sleepy gentleman, though.
sprbyttk: I may go to bed now.
sprbyttk: And think of you and dream of our wedding and, of course, our honeymoon. Which will be better.
W1ndrBoy003: ::snort:: Of course.
sprbyttk: Good night, dearest!
W1ndrBoy003: 'Night, Kon--sleep well.
sprbyttk: Really!
W1ndrBoy003: ::snort:: Okay.
sprbyttk: Run away with me! We can get married in Iowa!
W1ndrBoy003: ...Why not Massachusetts? It's nicer there.
sprbyttk: Oh, fine. But Iowa is funnier.
W1ndrBoy003: But Massachusetts has pilgrims!
sprbyttk: True.
sprbyttk: We'll run off and get married in Massachusetts! Can Bart be the priest? Or the Rabbi?
W1ndrBoy003: Sure. Or the JP. He just has to get certified.
sprbyttk: Awesome. This'll be a great wedding.
sprbyttk: You're the bride.
W1ndrBoy003: Like Hell?
W1ndrBoy003: Either you're the bride, or we both wear suits.
sprbyttk: But you'd look pretty in a dress!
W1ndrBoy003: Correction: I look fantastic in a dress. But no.
sprbyttk: But Tiiiiiim.
W1ndrBoy003: Tough.
sprbyttk: How about one of those Jewish head thingies?
W1ndrBoy003: Uh--sure?
sprbyttk: Awesome!
W1ndrBoy003: ...This is a suitable substitution for a dress?
sprbyttk: ...yes?
W1ndrBoy003: ...Cool.
W1ndrBoy003: You are so strange, though.
sprbyttk: Will you wear a dress on our honey moon?
W1ndrBoy003: Only if you ask really nicely.
sprbyttk: In a sexy way?
W1ndrBoy003: My wearing a dress, or you asking nicely?
sprbyttk: ...Both!
W1ndrBoy003: I'm always sexy.
sprbyttk: Yes, sweetie-pie.
W1ndrBoy003: ...
sprbyttk: What? Different pet name?
W1ndrBoy003: Sweetie-pie? I am neither five, nor blond, nor do I have ringlets.
sprbyttk: Oh fine. Pookie?
sprbyttk: Legs?
W1ndrBoy003: Nor am I your girlfriend. Gah!
W1ndrBoy003: Legs? Huh??
sprbyttk: I dunno. You have nice legs.
sprbyttk: ((Kon: *does not know Dick's nicknames*))
W1ndrBoy003: Um... thanks?
sprbyttk: I AM TERRIBLE AT PET NAMES!
W1ndrBoy003: NO KIDDING.
W1ndrBoy003: How about Tim--Timmy if you're feeling especially affectionate. We'll work on it from there.
sprbyttk: How about my darling Timothy?
sprbyttk: Or... what's that quote from that book?
W1ndrBoy003: Acceptable, though I'll probably laugh a little.
sprbyttk: I may only call you Mr. Kent when I am feeling very, very happy.
sprbyttk: Yes, I've seen that movie. Cassie made me.
W1ndrBoy003: Which one?
sprbyttk: Pride and Prejudice?
sprbyttk: The chick was hot.
sprbyttk: The pirate one?
W1ndrBoy003: Kiera Knightley?
sprbyttk: Her!
sprbyttk: She's awesome.
W1ndrBoy003: I suppose.
sprbyttk: Don't worry, my darling Timothy, I have eyes only for you.
W1ndrBoy003: ::laughs:: Thank you dearest. You do know how to make me feel better.
sprbyttk: I'm a gentleman like that!
W1ndrBoy003: Yes, you are.
sprbyttk: A sleepy gentleman, though.
sprbyttk: I may go to bed now.
sprbyttk: And think of you and dream of our wedding and, of course, our honeymoon. Which will be better.
W1ndrBoy003: ::snort:: Of course.
sprbyttk: Good night, dearest!
W1ndrBoy003: 'Night, Kon--sleep well.