some funny things...
so i recently found some paint pictures i drew as descriptions of various things that need pictoral descriptions... and i wanted to share them with you.
in september, i lived with this guy... and it was fine and all... but get this: i had the most horrible toilet. it was awful. and here is a diagram that will explain why:
the key is that your butt hangs over the ledge, not the hole...
it's a horrible confrontation every time you... yeah.
this gem comes from my university application:
männlich = male, weiblich = female
so, what the fuck am i supposed to do? put a 1 there so that it will match the other 1? a zero? an "X"? i asked when i turned it in, and they looked at me like i was insane and it should have been completely clear: "just x it!" oh, right, of course... (????)
and the last: the book i'm reading right now has about a gazillion characters and is so crazy and dramatic. i got it from a box of free books on the street to practice my german. but basically the book goes like this:
in september, i lived with this guy... and it was fine and all... but get this: i had the most horrible toilet. it was awful. and here is a diagram that will explain why:
the key is that your butt hangs over the ledge, not the hole...
it's a horrible confrontation every time you... yeah.
this gem comes from my university application:
männlich = male, weiblich = female
so, what the fuck am i supposed to do? put a 1 there so that it will match the other 1? a zero? an "X"? i asked when i turned it in, and they looked at me like i was insane and it should have been completely clear: "just x it!" oh, right, of course... (????)
and the last: the book i'm reading right now has about a gazillion characters and is so crazy and dramatic. i got it from a box of free books on the street to practice my german. but basically the book goes like this: