Apr 14, 2006 03:47
Just so you all know, a bite from a neurotic half-grown vicious bearded dragon is a more piercing pain than a bite from a neurotic full-grown vicious German Shepherd or Pit Bull. Dr. Gonzo almost took off my fucking finger.
He's a nasty motherfucker but I have him for life considering...
1. He's nasty as all fucking hell.
2. He has three legs.
3. He has half a tail.
4. He's missing half his toes.
5. He's nasty as all motherfucking hell.