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so today i went to the urologist
thats a penis doctor
and his name is doctor connor and hes really effing irish and has an accident but its makes the convo alot funnier
i felt like sean connery was asking me where i go to school while gripping my balls..
anyway he was alot better than my last urologist dr d-bag. me and mommy call him that b/c he was a douche bag but suzanne doesn't aprove of the term douche so when she says it shes calling him a dirt bag
anyway i got an ultra sound of my ballz and the woman who did it was soo funny
i asked for a picture of them but she said no but for some reason she said if it was my kidney she'd be glad to
and it was really funnnn the ballz doctor is jawesome and im getting operated on b/c i have a varecoseal
and NO THATS NOT AN STD!!!!