He kills to live, I kill for revenge
Turns out my conscience (it still exists!? I know, right?) got the better of me and i decided a quick death by massive gunshot trauma would be the best way to end it. Unfortunately for me but to the coons benefit i greatly underestimated how quickly one of those fuckers can streak off into the dark. Since NONE of our flashlights work I was unable to pursue the assailant into the forest to exact my vengeance...
So now I sit… right here. Waiting for the coon to return to my bait trap… waiting to show it exactly why I say I never miss twice.