On the twelfth day of Christmas,
logankiefer sent to me...
Twelve goonies drumming
Eleven boys piping
Ten blts a-leaping
Nine mentos dancing
Eight trans a-milking
Seven butches a-snuggling
Six sunglasses a-recycling
Five di-i-i-iversity friends
Four tranny fags
Three hemp necklaces
Two robbie williams
...and a california in a stand up comedy.