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Herein lies the tale of the manitee on the Ricky Lake show:
Characters (in order of appearance):
the manitee (our hero)
Audience member (our villain)
Ricky Lake (uhm...)
Act 1, in which the whole play appears.
Manitee: hi, Ricky, i'm here because i'm endangered!
(Audience member raises his hand)
Audience Member: Yeah, i wanna talk to the sea pig.
Ricky Lake: that's sea cow
A: whateva, look sea pig, you need to get yourself an education and a JOB.
M: ...I-I live in the ocean...
A: yeah, just so happens you live in the ocean cuz you ain't got no JOB. fat-ass.
M: I have a layer of bluber to keep me warm in the ocean...
A: whateva, talk to the hand
M: ...i dont have a hand...
Characters (in order of appearance):
the manitee (our hero)
Audience member (our villain)
Ricky Lake (uhm...)
Act 1, in which the whole play appears.
Manitee: hi, Ricky, i'm here because i'm endangered!
(Audience member raises his hand)
Audience Member: Yeah, i wanna talk to the sea pig.
Ricky Lake: that's sea cow
A: whateva, look sea pig, you need to get yourself an education and a JOB.
M: ...I-I live in the ocean...
A: yeah, just so happens you live in the ocean cuz you ain't got no JOB. fat-ass.
M: I have a layer of bluber to keep me warm in the ocean...
A: whateva, talk to the hand
M: ...i dont have a hand...