Goddammit, I bought a Honda.
But not just any Honda, oh no! I bought a scooter. Damn straight, a scooter. And here she is...
THE BEAST
That's right, 49 cubic centimeters of Japanese muscle. Pumping out through that litttle 2-stroke heart is a mighty 2-point-oh horsepower. You bettah believe it.
REAR SHOT OF THE BEAST
B-E-A-UTIFUL!!!
And this is probably how I'll look when I ride it...
The best part? I only got it for $80! Yippie!!!!!