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I won't be here tomorrow, so I hope everyone has a really good Christmas. Eat plenty of turkey, or whatever it is you're having instead, and make sure you don't overdo the mince pies and Christmas pud. Unless you really want to, of course! I'll be back on Boxing Day, but to tide you over here's a Christmas cracker joke for you:
Q: How come Scrooge scored the winning goal?
A: Because the Ghost of Christmas passed!
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