Comedy, by Gilbert Gottfried
Following the 2011 Earthquake / Tsunami / Nuclear disaster, the following were jokes made by former AFLAC spokesman, Gilbert Gottfried; all jokes copyright of Gilbert Gottfried as author.
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What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.
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Japan called me. They said "maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking."
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I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said "is there a school in this area." She said "not now, but just wait."
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I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."
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What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.
Photo (c)Kamoshida/Bloomberg
Japan called me. They said "maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking."
Photo: REUTERS/U.S. Navy/Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Dylan McCord
I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said "is there a school in this area." She said "not now, but just wait."
Photo (c) Reuters
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."