Random thoughts
I itch so bad from this allergic reaction, but I can't scrath or it'll get worse.
My skin is now so thirsty that I can use a good deal of lotion and still look flakey.
It seems the only time I really have to pass gas is in a crowded gym - with a cute guy next to me.
Why doesn't cooking get rid of the stinkyness of onions?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Why do stupid people keep coming back into your life - even after they have cut themselves out?!?
Obsession does not make you a focused person. It can, however, make you Calvin Klein.
Why does chocolate taste so good when it's so bad for me?
Did I mention how bad I itch now that I have run out of Benadryl?
Fish are evil. Don't think so, just look at my skin - allergic reaction relating to above comment.
Why, in my moments of happiness, do I always feel a twinge of sorrow?
Lemmings are like some guys I have dated - cute but very, very stupid.
Why is Jesus called God's only son when we're all called children of God? (Heard this question today, and it's been bugging me the whole time!)
If a dog is willing to make your day, who are you to discard it?
Hope you enjoyed!
My skin is now so thirsty that I can use a good deal of lotion and still look flakey.
It seems the only time I really have to pass gas is in a crowded gym - with a cute guy next to me.
Why doesn't cooking get rid of the stinkyness of onions?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Why do stupid people keep coming back into your life - even after they have cut themselves out?!?
Obsession does not make you a focused person. It can, however, make you Calvin Klein.
Why does chocolate taste so good when it's so bad for me?
Did I mention how bad I itch now that I have run out of Benadryl?
Fish are evil. Don't think so, just look at my skin - allergic reaction relating to above comment.
Why, in my moments of happiness, do I always feel a twinge of sorrow?
Lemmings are like some guys I have dated - cute but very, very stupid.
Why is Jesus called God's only son when we're all called children of God? (Heard this question today, and it's been bugging me the whole time!)
If a dog is willing to make your day, who are you to discard it?
Hope you enjoyed!