Harry Potter and the . . .

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How has no one but lesstraveled posted a movie review yet? Oh, is it because you all went to bed after seeing it, like sane people? Well, it's 4:30 AM, fuck yeah, and I'm going to talk about Harry Potter. Can you believe I'm only ever going to make two more of these posts? It saddens me but makes me grateful for two movies left, not just one. I will lap up

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I always miss the glory days. LAV LAV. I LOVED HOW SHE STILL SAID "WON-WON." AND THE NECKLACE! AND THESS (LOOK I USED YOUR GLORY DAYS NAME), OF COURSE I UNDERSTAND AT LEAST A LITTLE HOW MUCH YOU LOVED THE SHED, I THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN THAT SCENE STARTED AND DID A LITTLE MENTAL FLAILING FOR YOU (AND FOR ME). So amazing, I am so thankful for that inclusion!

The Burrow does not get set on fire in the book! Scrimgeour visits with Percy and asks to take Harry outside for a walk around the garden and Harry raises his scarred fist and says he's Dumbledore's man through and through! There is also no Ginny-in-a-bathrobe saying "Shoelace" like it's some kind of code. Maybe code for "If I kneel down at your feet all the kiddies will think we're in love and all the other viewers will think instantly, BLOWJOB????" Er, that's what I thought. SORRY.

I LOVE FELIXED HARRY. I love when he said a jaunty hello to those two people climbing in the portrait hole, you know Harry's never spoken to them once before. GOD I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE AGAIN RIGHT NOW.

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Maybe code for "If I kneel down at your feet all the kiddies will think we're in love and all the other viewers will think instantly, BLOWJOB????" Er, that's what I thought. SORRY.
OH GOOD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE

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I was like, "Ginny! Don't look up! Your mouth is going to be-oh thank god. OH THANK GOD, FIRE IN THE MARSHES. HARRY, SERIOUSLY, WATCH OUT FOR ACCIDENTAL BLOWJOBS. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!"

/awkward

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I had the most unfortunate mental images of Harry/Ginny smutfic rising up from this scene, where they go off to have kinky semi-public sex and the password for this is "shoelace" or something.

I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM DAVID THEWLIS'S FACE, OK.

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UGH SO DISTURBING

WHY THE HAIR, DAVID THEWLIS, WHY

ALSO THAT "SWEETHEART" FROM TONKS AND THE "THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE CYCLE IS THE WORST HAR HAR LOOK AT MY PMS JOKE THAT EVERYBODY LAUGHS AT" =/= the kind of Remus/Tonks I want!

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Tonks's emo mousy brown hair didn't even make sense in this movie, since wasn't she supposed to be depressed that Remus didn't want to tap that, but if they're already together in the film, what...?

Oh. OH. Yeah wait. It does make sense. Poor Tonks.