happy birthday bismarcksotto!
Deutschland 2 -- 2 Ivory Coast
Well, this is a fabulously belated picture spam; however, I am in the middle of university applications and what-not, so my apologies.
I'll try to do better! As well, because this was the first match after Robert Enke's death I was unsure about how to go on captioning these. Ultimately, I've decided that those pictures concerning his unfortunate demise will be treated with respect but everything else is fair game (to my sense of humor or lack thereof).
and happy birthday bismarcksotto !
Next time on As The Mannschaft Turns, will Bastian and Lukas finally confront Michael?
Can their relationship survive it all?
Or will an unforeseen force tear apart a beautiful thing?
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Which ironically summarize Philipp Lahm's playing of late.
Suddenly everything makes sense.
Dr. Evil and his son?
Anyway, there was a bit about some of the most hilarious goal keeping during this match I was going to write here; however a few weeks later, all I see now some serious eyebrow action going on.
Someone needs to push it down.
It's making me uncomfortable.
Him as well.
This man's been a goal machine for the German national team and probably the few reasons why we've been pulling off last minute draws.
While also providing thigh action for the masses/lady viewership.
Along with his moves and flow, his game, his show.
Ain't holding nothing back just lettin' it go.
Fo' sho'.
Show me whatchaa got bro'.
. . .And that's the last time I include pop lyrics in a spam.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, Bastian continues to run up and down the pitch.
While Poldi makes friends with the opposing team.
What a chump!
"IT'S OVER BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER, WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS."
"What have I done to deserve this?"
"EVERYTHING!!1 YOU STOLE MY SHOES. MY TRAINING KIT. MY JACKET. MY SWAGGER."
In actuality, this was a lovely tribute to Robert Enke. . .
Look deep into my eyes. . .yes, that's it. More, more.
Honestly, I didn't mean for that caption to be so creeper, but Westermann is totally creeping in that picture.
Wiese kept a clean sheet!1
I'd make that face as well if it were that defense in front of me.
Case in point.
At least look like you're attempting a tackle!
This whole ordeal of the Ivory Coast's second goal was absolutely hilarious, yet simultaneously just a comedy of errors that could never be replicated.
Just like this face could never be replicated.
Or these moves.
Haha, I'm sorry but there's no real way to caption an image so ridiculous.
I think I spoke too soon.
I'm shocked by Piotr breaking out his kung-fu as well.
/chirp chirp
Last but not least, we will never forget Robert Enke -- tribute posts can be found here and here.