Meme Stolen from hamsterwoman
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
1) Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd and Angel the Vampire with a Soul:
Well she's not blonde but Addison does seem to like self martyring men. They'd meet in a AU in which Angel and Darla go to see Addison, while Darla is pregnant with Connor. Darla would try and eat Addison and Angel would be forced to kill her. Then they'd take care of Connor together, fall in love, have Angel angst a lot, and possibly have some hot sex.
2)Angela Martin from the Office and Angela Montenegro from Bones:
Bones Angela will show Office Angela the wonders of girl on girl action. Office Angela will resist but eventually be sad when Bones Angela takes off under her censure.
3)Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Barbara "Barb" Hendrickson from Big Love:
Anyanka will show up to offer Barb vengeance when Bill "starts believing in the principle again" but Barb's defeated attitude will melt her heart and Anya will end up comforting Barb using her feminine charms.
4)Ben Hendrickson from Big Love and Betty Suarez from Ugly Betty:
Frustrated with his complicated family, Ben takes off for New York and ends up working for a catering company that Betty hires for some Mode event. Both are having a horrible time, for various reasons and Ben spills his guts out to Betty and she teaches him to feel okay with himself and call his family. This wold be totally sappy and adorable.
5)Bill Adama from BSG and Bill Hendrickson from Big Love:
Both these characters seem really straight to me so this is hard to imagine, but I guess they both share a lot of pressure from responsibilities and when Galactica finally finds earth they could end up in Bill's backyard. Still I can't really see it being romantic/sexual at all it just strikes me as a manly respect thing.
6)Brienne Tarth from George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series and Buffy Summers, the Slayer:
Well they've both got the warrior thing going on. Brienne would be some sort of AU Slayer and then get transported to Buffy's world and Buffy would give her a makeover and maybe teach her some bedroom technique before sending her back to swear allegiance to Dany and seduce Jaime.
7)Camille Saroyan from Bones and Charles Gunn from AtS:
I actually sort of love this idea, with Gunn not having weird conflicted feelings and being totally sure of his wanting to be with Cam without being too pushy or needy and Cam clearly likes her men a little more rugged rather than sophisticated but with a good heart. I have no idea how they would meet. Maybe when she was in charge of the morgue, he would have to go stake a body that was about to becoming a vampire and save her and then she'd find out about all the supernatural stuff.
8)Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie from Veronica Mars and Cordelia Chase from BtVS and AtS:
This one just doesn't work for me. Cordelia would probably describe Mac as a totally cuter Willow. Maybe it would be an AU in which they work at the same company (Mac as IT support and Cordelia in Sales or Advertising or something)and Mac keeps saving Cordy from disaster and crushing after her silently.
9)Danaerys Targaryen from George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series and Daniel Meade from Ugly Betty:
AU in which Dany has to marry Nobleman Daniel for political reasons and he is useless and womanizing at first but grows to love her and gets a clue. Dany stills runs the kingdom though.
10)Darla and Dawn Summers from Jossverse:
Darla seduces Dawn to get back at Buffy for steal Angel from her. dawn goes along with it because of her jealousy and resentment of Buffy, and to get her attention.
11)Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy and Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter:
Well if anyone deserves Umbridge it is Derek. There would be a lot of calling people whores and just generally being judgemental bitches.
12)Drusilla and Dwight Schrute:
This is actually sort of brilliant. Drusilla would want to rescue poor broken hearted Dwight, just like she did Spike. He would try and resist her crazy evil but at the same time be totally excited to be in one of his favorite shows. There would be some will he won't he, but in theend he would stake her for Angela.
12)Eli "Weevil" Navarro and Faith the Vampire Slayer:
I've actually read fic for this crossover. Faith would be into the motorcycle riding, and a lot of it would really be about Lilly so he'd not want to open up to her, which would make her like him better. They'd totally save each other though and it would be hot.
13)Gaius Baltar from BSG and George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development:
Can we say slave boy/molestation? This is a highly creepy and disturbing idea and I want to scrub my brain out now.
14)GOB Bluth and GOB's Wife from Arrested Development:
See Canon.
15)Inara Serra from Firefly and Jack Donaghy 30 Rock:
Jack would engage Inara's services to go to some fancy weekend retreat and the time they spent together would make them realize who they are really are meant to be with.
16)Jack Harkness from Doctor Who and Jack Hodgins from Bones:
Well since the Face of Bao is sort of omni-sexual and a huge flirt this totally works. Torchwood would contract Hodgins to do some work for them and Jack would find his dedication to his work hot.
17)Jan Levinson-Gould from the Office and Jayne Cobb from Firefly:
After a few too many drinks Jan has a one night stand with Jayne, which ends up dragging on too long as he neglects to leave the next morning.
18)Jenny Calender from BtVS and Kelly Kapur from The Office:
After Ryan accidentally kills Kelly and gets sent to prison, these two ladies will meet up in the afterlife and talk about how they got gipped. It will be followed by a gratuitous sex scene that really makes no sense whatsoever.
19)Kitty from Arrested Development and Laura Roslin from BSG:
It would have to be for the survival of the human race because I do not know why else Roslin would be with Kitty. So yes, Kitty has some sort of secret about the way to Earth or the Cylons that they need so our lady president will have to seduce them out of her.
20)Lilah Morgan from AtS and Lilly Kane from Veronica Mars:
I won't comment on who would write this fic (since we all wish she'd get off our fucking side). It would be all designer shoes, fancy martinis and penthouse views with sexy sultry mind games.
21)Lindsay Bluth from Arrested Development and Lindsey MacDonald from AtS:
Maeby would bring Lindsey in as a possible replacement for Barry is hopes of getting her mom to sleep with him and thus being able to emancipate herself. It would actually work for a while, but then Lindsey would start being too preoccupied with Angel again and that would be the end of it.
22) Liz Lemon from 30 Rock and Logan Echolls from Veronica Mars:
Well we know that Logan likes emotionally messed up women. They'd meet at some party Jack would make Liz go to and Logan would give her a ride home after Jack disappeared with some 20 year old starlet. The relationship would run into problems when Logan got jealous of how much time she spent at work, or how much of their conversation revolved around Jack.
23)Lucille Bluth and Maeby Funke from Arrested Development:
Well they aren't blood related it turns out but still the cross gen incest aspect is kind of icky. I guess it could be a sort of satire filled piece where Lucille teaches her granddaughter about sex, drugs, and booze.
24)Margene from Big Love and Mark Sloane from Arrested Development:
Margene decides that she needs a tummy tuck to make herself attractive enough to keep Bill's attention, unfortunately Dr. Sloane has other ideas in mind.
25)Martha Jones from Doctor Who and Meredith from The Office:
Meredith brings her son into the hospital that Martha is working in, and they strike up a peculiar friendship.
26)Nicolette "Nikki" Grant from Big Love and the Ninth Doctor:
Fed up with Barb, Margie, and life in general, Nikki takes off with Nine to have great adventures and cure her daddy issues.
27)Oz from BtVS and Pam Beesley from The Office:
After her non-supportive boyfriends, Pam finally finds loving support from Oz, who loves her unconditionally and encourages her creativity and dreams because he is the perfect boyfriend.
28)Dr. Preston Burke and Rose Tyler from Doctor Who:
All the time, space, and dimension hopping has messed up Rose's heart. While treating her, Burke falls for Rose because that's what Grey's Anatomy doctors do with their patients.
29) Rupert Giles from BtVS and Ryan Howard from The Office:
Another completely OOC fic. Perhaps Jenny possesses Ryan's body or something?
30)Seeley Booth from Bones and Six from BSG:
Upon reaching Earth, Six would realize that Booth is a better candidate for her needs than Gaius because he actually believes in God. Lots of kinky sex would be the big plus.
31) Spike from BtVS and Dr. Temperence "Bones" Brennan:
Spike would get all mooney about her and she'd just be in it for the sex. Then Booth would threaten to kill Spike.
32)The Tenth Doctor and Toby Flenderson from The Office:
Awww! Ten would rescue Toby from his depressing life at Dunder Mifflin and take him on adventures and it would be perfect except that Toby would miss Sasha.
33)Wesley Wyndam Pryce and Willow Rosenberg from Jossverse:
This is the kind of fic that gets written because people confuse actors with characters. That said it would probably be curtain fic with them in a rare bookstore being nerds.
34)Xander Harris:
Because I have an odd number of people in my icons, Xander gets to be with no one. This is sort of appropriate because he is sort of a fuckhead.
1) Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd and Angel the Vampire with a Soul:
Well she's not blonde but Addison does seem to like self martyring men. They'd meet in a AU in which Angel and Darla go to see Addison, while Darla is pregnant with Connor. Darla would try and eat Addison and Angel would be forced to kill her. Then they'd take care of Connor together, fall in love, have Angel angst a lot, and possibly have some hot sex.
2)Angela Martin from the Office and Angela Montenegro from Bones:
Bones Angela will show Office Angela the wonders of girl on girl action. Office Angela will resist but eventually be sad when Bones Angela takes off under her censure.
3)Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Barbara "Barb" Hendrickson from Big Love:
Anyanka will show up to offer Barb vengeance when Bill "starts believing in the principle again" but Barb's defeated attitude will melt her heart and Anya will end up comforting Barb using her feminine charms.
4)Ben Hendrickson from Big Love and Betty Suarez from Ugly Betty:
Frustrated with his complicated family, Ben takes off for New York and ends up working for a catering company that Betty hires for some Mode event. Both are having a horrible time, for various reasons and Ben spills his guts out to Betty and she teaches him to feel okay with himself and call his family. This wold be totally sappy and adorable.
5)Bill Adama from BSG and Bill Hendrickson from Big Love:
Both these characters seem really straight to me so this is hard to imagine, but I guess they both share a lot of pressure from responsibilities and when Galactica finally finds earth they could end up in Bill's backyard. Still I can't really see it being romantic/sexual at all it just strikes me as a manly respect thing.
6)Brienne Tarth from George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series and Buffy Summers, the Slayer:
Well they've both got the warrior thing going on. Brienne would be some sort of AU Slayer and then get transported to Buffy's world and Buffy would give her a makeover and maybe teach her some bedroom technique before sending her back to swear allegiance to Dany and seduce Jaime.
7)Camille Saroyan from Bones and Charles Gunn from AtS:
I actually sort of love this idea, with Gunn not having weird conflicted feelings and being totally sure of his wanting to be with Cam without being too pushy or needy and Cam clearly likes her men a little more rugged rather than sophisticated but with a good heart. I have no idea how they would meet. Maybe when she was in charge of the morgue, he would have to go stake a body that was about to becoming a vampire and save her and then she'd find out about all the supernatural stuff.
8)Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie from Veronica Mars and Cordelia Chase from BtVS and AtS:
This one just doesn't work for me. Cordelia would probably describe Mac as a totally cuter Willow. Maybe it would be an AU in which they work at the same company (Mac as IT support and Cordelia in Sales or Advertising or something)and Mac keeps saving Cordy from disaster and crushing after her silently.
9)Danaerys Targaryen from George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series and Daniel Meade from Ugly Betty:
AU in which Dany has to marry Nobleman Daniel for political reasons and he is useless and womanizing at first but grows to love her and gets a clue. Dany stills runs the kingdom though.
10)Darla and Dawn Summers from Jossverse:
Darla seduces Dawn to get back at Buffy for steal Angel from her. dawn goes along with it because of her jealousy and resentment of Buffy, and to get her attention.
11)Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy and Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter:
Well if anyone deserves Umbridge it is Derek. There would be a lot of calling people whores and just generally being judgemental bitches.
12)Drusilla and Dwight Schrute:
This is actually sort of brilliant. Drusilla would want to rescue poor broken hearted Dwight, just like she did Spike. He would try and resist her crazy evil but at the same time be totally excited to be in one of his favorite shows. There would be some will he won't he, but in theend he would stake her for Angela.
12)Eli "Weevil" Navarro and Faith the Vampire Slayer:
I've actually read fic for this crossover. Faith would be into the motorcycle riding, and a lot of it would really be about Lilly so he'd not want to open up to her, which would make her like him better. They'd totally save each other though and it would be hot.
13)Gaius Baltar from BSG and George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development:
Can we say slave boy/molestation? This is a highly creepy and disturbing idea and I want to scrub my brain out now.
14)GOB Bluth and GOB's Wife from Arrested Development:
See Canon.
15)Inara Serra from Firefly and Jack Donaghy 30 Rock:
Jack would engage Inara's services to go to some fancy weekend retreat and the time they spent together would make them realize who they are really are meant to be with.
16)Jack Harkness from Doctor Who and Jack Hodgins from Bones:
Well since the Face of Bao is sort of omni-sexual and a huge flirt this totally works. Torchwood would contract Hodgins to do some work for them and Jack would find his dedication to his work hot.
17)Jan Levinson-Gould from the Office and Jayne Cobb from Firefly:
After a few too many drinks Jan has a one night stand with Jayne, which ends up dragging on too long as he neglects to leave the next morning.
18)Jenny Calender from BtVS and Kelly Kapur from The Office:
After Ryan accidentally kills Kelly and gets sent to prison, these two ladies will meet up in the afterlife and talk about how they got gipped. It will be followed by a gratuitous sex scene that really makes no sense whatsoever.
19)Kitty from Arrested Development and Laura Roslin from BSG:
It would have to be for the survival of the human race because I do not know why else Roslin would be with Kitty. So yes, Kitty has some sort of secret about the way to Earth or the Cylons that they need so our lady president will have to seduce them out of her.
20)Lilah Morgan from AtS and Lilly Kane from Veronica Mars:
I won't comment on who would write this fic (since we all wish she'd get off our fucking side). It would be all designer shoes, fancy martinis and penthouse views with sexy sultry mind games.
21)Lindsay Bluth from Arrested Development and Lindsey MacDonald from AtS:
Maeby would bring Lindsey in as a possible replacement for Barry is hopes of getting her mom to sleep with him and thus being able to emancipate herself. It would actually work for a while, but then Lindsey would start being too preoccupied with Angel again and that would be the end of it.
22) Liz Lemon from 30 Rock and Logan Echolls from Veronica Mars:
Well we know that Logan likes emotionally messed up women. They'd meet at some party Jack would make Liz go to and Logan would give her a ride home after Jack disappeared with some 20 year old starlet. The relationship would run into problems when Logan got jealous of how much time she spent at work, or how much of their conversation revolved around Jack.
23)Lucille Bluth and Maeby Funke from Arrested Development:
Well they aren't blood related it turns out but still the cross gen incest aspect is kind of icky. I guess it could be a sort of satire filled piece where Lucille teaches her granddaughter about sex, drugs, and booze.
24)Margene from Big Love and Mark Sloane from Arrested Development:
Margene decides that she needs a tummy tuck to make herself attractive enough to keep Bill's attention, unfortunately Dr. Sloane has other ideas in mind.
25)Martha Jones from Doctor Who and Meredith from The Office:
Meredith brings her son into the hospital that Martha is working in, and they strike up a peculiar friendship.
26)Nicolette "Nikki" Grant from Big Love and the Ninth Doctor:
Fed up with Barb, Margie, and life in general, Nikki takes off with Nine to have great adventures and cure her daddy issues.
27)Oz from BtVS and Pam Beesley from The Office:
After her non-supportive boyfriends, Pam finally finds loving support from Oz, who loves her unconditionally and encourages her creativity and dreams because he is the perfect boyfriend.
28)Dr. Preston Burke and Rose Tyler from Doctor Who:
All the time, space, and dimension hopping has messed up Rose's heart. While treating her, Burke falls for Rose because that's what Grey's Anatomy doctors do with their patients.
29) Rupert Giles from BtVS and Ryan Howard from The Office:
Another completely OOC fic. Perhaps Jenny possesses Ryan's body or something?
30)Seeley Booth from Bones and Six from BSG:
Upon reaching Earth, Six would realize that Booth is a better candidate for her needs than Gaius because he actually believes in God. Lots of kinky sex would be the big plus.
31) Spike from BtVS and Dr. Temperence "Bones" Brennan:
Spike would get all mooney about her and she'd just be in it for the sex. Then Booth would threaten to kill Spike.
32)The Tenth Doctor and Toby Flenderson from The Office:
Awww! Ten would rescue Toby from his depressing life at Dunder Mifflin and take him on adventures and it would be perfect except that Toby would miss Sasha.
33)Wesley Wyndam Pryce and Willow Rosenberg from Jossverse:
This is the kind of fic that gets written because people confuse actors with characters. That said it would probably be curtain fic with them in a rare bookstore being nerds.
34)Xander Harris:
Because I have an odd number of people in my icons, Xander gets to be with no one. This is sort of appropriate because he is sort of a fuckhead.