Apr 04, 2005 14:56
you know your a band geek when....
spit doesn't bother you
you kick anybody that calls a shako a hat
you have ever refered to a specific incedent as anal sax LOL
cork grease doubles as lip gloss for you
you think cork grease is lip gloss
you don't think band plays at football games. you think that football is allowed to be played during the bands outdoor concerts
you don't find anything wrong with stalking the drum major
you think your drum major is your hero
you know your drum major's home phone, address, email address, and license plate number. all this along with his class schedule.
you've ever been tardy to class cuz you followed your drum major to his class all the way on the other side of the school
you subconciously practice with a pencil
you've ever been yelled at for humming your part in the show during class
your highlight of the summer is going to band camp
you roll step in the lunch room to keep from spilling your food
you roll step everywhere, because you don't remember how to walk like a normal person
you've spent the night in the band room, because you consider it your home
during a fire drill you ask to be excused to go to the band room, because lets be honest if there was really a fire you would be heading straight there to save your instrument and knocking down everyone who got in your way
you have no problem reciting the first 7 letters of the alphabet, but you didnt even know there were 19 more letters after tht