The fearful wrath of the old man.

Apr 09, 2005 00:41

HOLY CRAP! I was just at the mall, just outside of Sears, and there was an old man standing at least 25 feet away. All of the sudden I hear a LOUD fart and I look over to see the old man literally hopping as he squeezes out another round. I could barely contain my laughter at the sight of this probable 80 year old man rippin them out like nobody's business, AND I MEAN NOBODY'S! Then a moment later his family came out and they walked off together. I'm just glad I wasn't in on the ride home with that splurty old dude.

Well the day has finally come. Actually it was 2 days ago, but my fathren finally got "the big call". No he's not pregnant, but he did get hired for a new job. The only downside of it is that he'll have to be driving into houston just about every day. But it's all good. We just thank God for this. It's been over a year since he quit his job and things were piling up on us. Another kool thing about all this- WE'LL BE GETTING CELL PHONES SOON! THE MIDDLE AGES ARE OVER!!!

I'm in the middle of reconstructing my room decor. Just moving things around and changing things up, making the joint a bit more musicaly efficient. Should be groovy.

Well that's enough for the night. I'm off to finish my stuff and go to bed. Bye jerks.
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