Well, if you put it that way...

[locommaadn]

KactusJakk: are you busy now?
LocoMmAaDn: eh
KactusJakk: i was gonna say, if not, fill out your transfer paperwork
KactusJakk: hahaha
LocoMmAaDn: lol
LocoMmAaDn: why
KactusJakk: why not?
LocoMmAaDn: cause your a slam pig?
LocoMmAaDn: wait
LocoMmAaDn: thats another pro...not con
KactusJakk: i know, right? we can devour women here.. "
KactusJakk: "you're both ugly"
KactusJakk: then, we can roofie her drink and.. and.. well, you get it.