Fanfics
I fail at them.
Yet somehow I found myself writing at least three of them.
One talks about another light music club at Sakuragaoka University (in the K-On! universe). It's been some years since the events in K-On! canon, the name of Azusa Nakano is a legend, and the new girls learn about the old band and try to emulate their success.
Another one (also about K-On!) features the Hokago Tea Time band being brought into The Real world by a genie who granted a wish from an otaku that was hopelessly in love with Azusa Nakano. The otaku got arrested and Azu-nyan travelled to her town only to find that it wasn't quite as she knew it, that her high-school was now an elementary school's old building turned into a museum and public library, and that K-On! was a massively successful manga and anime talking about their lives. Then the other girls find Azusa at the music room, which was a shrine for all things K-On!. The next day, they play as a band at the school in front of thousands of K-On! fans, etc.
The third one is about some other series. Let's sum it up by the last line of it, spoken by one of the two guest stars...:
- " Look at me! I just had to serve as an interpreter and teach: advanced Japanese, basic social skills, verbal language, earthly carbon-based life, and human moral values and abstract concepts, to what are essentially artificial interpreters sent by two completely different, immensely powerful, extraterrestrial megaminds, that haven't had any clue on how to communicate to each other in millenia! One of them is immensely curious about how physical matter could have developed intelligence. The other one had trouble understanding what was being alive, dead or an inanimate object. And my intelligence is not even above the average human! Can you imagine the headache that it all caused me? Give me a break, please! I'm going home to sleep and not wake up in weeks! "
Yes. That bad. I'm not publishing that crap, I assure you.
The worst part? I live under the illusion that Sueños del Sur is not quite that bad...
Yet somehow I found myself writing at least three of them.
One talks about another light music club at Sakuragaoka University (in the K-On! universe). It's been some years since the events in K-On! canon, the name of Azusa Nakano is a legend, and the new girls learn about the old band and try to emulate their success.
Another one (also about K-On!) features the Hokago Tea Time band being brought into The Real world by a genie who granted a wish from an otaku that was hopelessly in love with Azusa Nakano. The otaku got arrested and Azu-nyan travelled to her town only to find that it wasn't quite as she knew it, that her high-school was now an elementary school's old building turned into a museum and public library, and that K-On! was a massively successful manga and anime talking about their lives. Then the other girls find Azusa at the music room, which was a shrine for all things K-On!. The next day, they play as a band at the school in front of thousands of K-On! fans, etc.
The third one is about some other series. Let's sum it up by the last line of it, spoken by one of the two guest stars...:
- " Look at me! I just had to serve as an interpreter and teach: advanced Japanese, basic social skills, verbal language, earthly carbon-based life, and human moral values and abstract concepts, to what are essentially artificial interpreters sent by two completely different, immensely powerful, extraterrestrial megaminds, that haven't had any clue on how to communicate to each other in millenia! One of them is immensely curious about how physical matter could have developed intelligence. The other one had trouble understanding what was being alive, dead or an inanimate object. And my intelligence is not even above the average human! Can you imagine the headache that it all caused me? Give me a break, please! I'm going home to sleep and not wake up in weeks! "
Yes. That bad. I'm not publishing that crap, I assure you.
The worst part? I live under the illusion that Sueños del Sur is not quite that bad...